# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/381 "2003-09-03T01:42:05Z")
This is a slow computer…rg here.😃 next poster? Noclueboy. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/382 "2003-09-03T01:45:40Z")
Nope! Where’s **Johnny L.A.** , I wonder? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/383 "2003-09-03T02:07:04Z")
Hi, **Kricket**! 🙂 **nitroglycerine** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/384 "2003-09-03T02:42:53Z")
Whew! Long day. Let’s see, who’s next… **Lorenzo**? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/385 "2003-09-03T02:51:26Z")
Boom! shaka locka locka Boom! Shaka locka locka Boom! Shaka locka locka BOOM!!! Why did the chicken cross the road! To get to the other side, SIR! **Cal Meacham** ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/386 "2003-09-03T03:01:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RedFury \* > \*\*You win! \*\* W00t! Can I go two for five (?) ? How bout that **Blonde**! _shakes dice, blows on dice, rolls_ ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/387 "2003-09-03T03:34:10Z")
Nope. Sorry. One for five, **Super Gnat**. Which is better than my zero for whatever. **Ringo**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/388 "2003-09-03T03:40:51Z")
“HEEEEERE she comes, to save the _DAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!_” Oh. You didn’t guess me? Never mind. **lel** it is. Right? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/389 "2003-09-03T03:41:37Z")
Nope. Tis the Lurker, coming out of his shell. Ummmmm, **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/390 "2003-09-03T05:34:43Z")
Sorry – I’m peeking in one last time before going to bed. So it will be awhile before I’ll know whether it’s “Good morning!” to **NoClueBoy** , or perhaps **Abby**? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/391 "2003-09-03T11:16:23Z")
HA ha! Wrong again! **Celyn** ---
**Author:** ![CuckooBridget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/45deac/32.png) [@CuckooBridget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuckooBridget)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/392 "2003-09-03T11:34:59Z")
THE END IS NIGH! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/393 "2003-09-03T12:46:24Z")
Hey, **CuckooBridget** , you didn’t guess anybody. (Sighing as she shoulders the burden) So it’s up to me, then, eh? Well… **NoClueBoy** , come on down! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/394 "2003-09-03T13:15:16Z")
Nope, it’s me! Good Morning folks! It’s about time for a **Blonde** dontcha think? ---
**Author:** ![CuckooBridget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/45deac/32.png) [@CuckooBridget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuckooBridget)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/395 "2003-09-03T14:18:32Z")
I’ve told you the end is nigh mark my words! ---
**Author:** ![CuckooBridget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/45deac/32.png) [@CuckooBridget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuckooBridget)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/396 "2003-09-03T14:22:08Z")
Elvis will return. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/397 "2003-09-03T16:09:33Z")
But he won’t do it here. No, 'tis I, **LumpyFrumpyDumpy** , popping in to post before going off to the Real World to earn what passes for a living. Next: **Lobsang! Lobsang! Loooooobsaaaaaaannnnnngggg!!!** Egad, I just love saying that name. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/398 "2003-09-03T16:56:51Z")
**Lsura**?? ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/399 "2003-09-03T17:14:35Z")
**Dogface** is next. Betcha. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/400 "2003-09-03T17:29:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Whoo Hoo!! > **Angua** \*\* Wha?? Did I do something wrong?? Yes, I vanity search. **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** - 'fraid not. **Lobsang** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=21)