# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/401 "2003-09-03T17:35:23Z")

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Yes I agree, it will be **Lobsang**

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/402 "2003-09-03T18:14:28Z")

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I got my toe stuck in the tap today.

I summon **Angelic Gemma**.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/403 "2003-09-03T18:51:46Z")

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Sorry, must have gotten the waves crossed.  
But I’ll throw in right back at’cha, **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/404 "2003-09-03T18:55:35Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by koeeoaddi \*  
> \*\*how 'bout **Sperfur**? \*\*

Sorry I’m late - I had to stop at the store so I could bring pie.

What a great game, **NoClueBoy**! I predict **withaK** will make his 5th ever post in this thread, but he won’t be right after me - that will be **homebrew**.

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/405 "2003-09-03T19:15:10Z")

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Sorry, it’s not **homebrew**. Perhaps **percypercy** will stopstop by next.

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/406 "2003-09-03T20:09:04Z")

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Nope, you got me instead.

**ThatDuckisEvil** will post next.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/407 "2003-09-03T20:24:39Z")

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Nah, you get me again 🙂

I predict that **Lu Tse** will post next…

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**Author:** ![Lu\_Tze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@Lu\_Tze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lu_Tze)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/408 "2003-09-03T20:36:50Z")

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How should I know who’ll post next? I’ve only been around for a few posts worth of time…

er…

::dredges up memories::

**Sir Doris**

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/409 "2003-09-03T20:49:00Z")

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No, no, no! It’s _me_. Hee hee - this is great!

I now predict:

**Q.E.D.**

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/410 "2003-09-03T20:53:43Z")

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Sorry to disappoint you. It’s only me again.

_shakes magic 8 ball_  
It says…_There will be lots of **Lobsang** in your future_…

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/411 "2003-09-03T20:57:54Z")

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Close but no cigar…

Mirror Image will be next.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/412 "2003-09-03T21:06:22Z")

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No, **jarbabyj** will be next.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/413 "2003-09-03T21:19:34Z")

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Nope, nope, I ain’t no jarbaby, not even a diaperdandy – more like a dependsoldfart

And I invoke \*_Cecil_ himself.

So how about it, Master? Come out and play.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/414 "2003-09-03T21:52:16Z")

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Not **Cecil** ; merely your humble servant, **ETF**. Work is _really_ boring today…

Is there an **Abby** in the house? Can she come out to play?

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/415 "2003-09-03T22:01:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by RedFury \*  
> \*\*Nope, nope, I ain’t no jarbaby, not even a diaperdandy – more like a dependsoldfart
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> And I invoke \*_Cecil_ himself.
> 
> So how about it, Master? Come out and play. \*\*

I don’t think he’ll come out if you miscode his name, **RedFury**. 😉

Maybe **EddyTeddyFreddy** will be next, seeing as he / she’s apparentlyoff work now.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/416 "2003-09-03T22:13:03Z")

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**Flam** , baby! How ya doin?

Still waiting for **Lobsang**.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/417 "2003-09-03T22:26:48Z")

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S/he got held up at the office.

I took his place.  
What about you? **EddyTeddyFreddy**? How are you doing?

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/418 "2003-09-03T22:38:26Z")

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[Door opens]

I’mherenow,gottogo!

[Door closes]

**Cecil Adams**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/419 "2003-09-03T22:39:18Z")

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Getting ready to leave work for the day. Will be back online around 9:00 p.m., so guessing me before then will be futile. After that… Who knows when I’ll pop up? The Shadow knows!

Oh, er… wrong lead-in. 😉

Anyway, I’ll guess **Idle Thoughts** back at ya.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/420 "2003-09-03T22:44:51Z")

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Hello! You are right!  
Now, **Lobsang…** …you left me high and dry one other time…

Best not let it happen again.

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