# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/421 "2003-09-03T22:51:26Z")

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You win some you lose some.  
Erm, oh, I don’t know… **lel**?

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/422 "2003-09-03T22:52:44Z")

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Guess it did, **Idle Thoughts**. Too bad.

I guess you’ll follow me back in here!

By the way, **ETF** … does that mean 9 PM Central Time, or what? (can’t possibly be Pacific Time)

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/423 "2003-09-03T22:53:52Z")

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Oh, never mind. It didn’t. (darn you, **Lobsang** … you snuck in here whilst I was composing my last post!)

I’ve run out of ideas for now.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/424 "2003-09-04T01:21:48Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by CuckooBridget \*  
> \*\*THE END IS NIGH! \*\*

:dubious:  
NIGH thirty, actually.

**Bad News Baboon**

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/425 "2003-09-04T01:28:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \*  
> \*\*I don’t think he’ll come out if you miscode his name, **RedFury**. 😉
> 
> F\_X \*\*

Yeah, noticed that after it came up. But I figured correcting it would come off as shameless post-padding. Unlike this one of course 😉

Back to you, **F\_X**.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/426 "2003-09-04T01:31:40Z")

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BZZT! Wrong again! 😉

Hmm… maybe **CuckooBridget** will do a vanity search and see her name in here…

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/427 "2003-09-04T01:32:07Z")

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You mean **Idle Thoughts** 😉

But seriously! I’m very good at this game! Watch… **Gangster Octopus** will be next.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/428 "2003-09-04T01:33:50Z")

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No, you’re wrong again… for I have shown up once more! MUHAHAHAHA!

Maybe **NoClueBoy** will pop back in here…

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/429 "2003-09-04T01:34:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \*  
> \*\*BZZT! Wrong again! 😉
> 
> Hmm… maybe **CuckooBridget** will do a vanity search and see her name in here…
> 
> F\_X \*\*

[hijack]

Actually I think he was right…not speaking from the point of view that NoClueBoy was wrong, but rather RedFury was right when he said “Back to you, F\_X”

[/hijack]

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/430 "2003-09-04T01:35:20Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \*  
> \*\*BZZT! Wrong again! 😉
> 
> Hmm… maybe **CuckooBridget** will do a vanity search and see her name in here…
> 
> F\_X \*\*

Oh, and that post was meant to reply to **NoClueBoy** ’s assertion that **Bad News Baboon** would be back in here right after his post. Not to reply to **RedFury** …

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/431 "2003-09-04T01:35:40Z")

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Grrrr.

I Predicted that Ye Olde **Flamsterette\_X** will be next.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/432 "2003-09-04T01:38:56Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Idle Thoughts \*  
> \*\*[hijack]
> 
> Actually I think he was right…not speaking from the point of view that NoClueBoy was wrong, but rather RedFury was right when he said “Back to you, F\_X”
> 
> [/hijack] \*\*

Yeah, I can definitely see that. And if you predicted that I’d be back in again, you were right too! How about that?

My prediction is that you’ll be right back in here to follow me, **Idle Thoughts**. 😉

F\_X

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/433 "2003-09-04T01:39:39Z")

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I’m here!!! I’m HEEEEERRRRRRE!!!

It’s 9:48 p.m East Coast time. I live north of Boston. Yeh, I work odd hours – go into work at midday, and leave around 7:00 or 9:00 p.m. depending on workload. But it gives me my mornings free for the horses. 😃 And I’m a night owl anyway.

So, who’s gonna pop in next? Ahhhhh… I still want **Lobsang** , although predicting him always gives me an urge for smoky black tea. 😉 But I kinda think **RedFury** might still be lurking, waiting for the call.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/434 "2003-09-04T01:40:00Z")

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**Moo the Magic Cow**  
Say it now!

Say it loud!

I’m a cow!

And I’m proud!

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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/435 "2003-09-04T01:46:41Z")

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Wrrrrrong! RG again

Wheres Idle Thoughts?

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/436 "2003-09-04T02:03:51Z")

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Here.  
And where is **Moejuck**?

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/437 "2003-09-04T02:05:18Z")

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…eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeTHUD!

I’m here.

**lel** will be down any minute. _She_ had a parachute.

(because ‘lel’ short and has no capital letters)

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/438 "2003-09-04T02:12:20Z")

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Noooop.

Me and my 75% success rate predict the arrival of **Idle Thoughts** right…about… NOW

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/439 "2003-09-04T02:12:54Z")

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**Lobsang**! Finally! But where’s my tea?

Now **lel** can come in.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/440 "2003-09-04T02:25:15Z")

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## quote:

## Originally posted by NoClueBoy I was going to link to a photo of the invisible Brazilian Tucker Death Ray Carraige Vehicle, but that would be silly.

**antechinus**

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