# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/441 "2003-09-04T02:29:41Z")
Sorry to disappoint. I just hope **sperfur** doesn’t do likewise. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/442 "2003-09-04T02:35:07Z")
Sorry, **Idle Thoughts** , but your evil scheme has been frustrated. (You would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for this meddling kid.) I summon **EddyTeddyFreddy**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/443 "2003-09-04T02:56:57Z")
Watermelon flavoured popcorn tastes best frozen. **MissBunny** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/444 "2003-09-04T03:00:43Z")
Nope. Maybe **OpalCat** will drop in though. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/445 "2003-09-04T03:07:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > …eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeTHUD! > > I’m here. > > **lel** will be down any minute. _She_ had a parachute. I forgot what I was going to say 'bout this. **antechinus** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/446 "2003-09-04T03:20:19Z")
Have you remembered yet **NoClueBoy**? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/447 "2003-09-04T03:22:29Z")
yeah because I am curious **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/448 "2003-09-04T03:26:35Z")
Oh. That’s me! I thought it was funny. **QuadapThe Mercotan** ---
**Author:** ![SlightDistrurbance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SlightDistrurbance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlightDistrurbance)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/449 "2003-09-04T03:27:35Z")
And now for something completelt unexpected… me. Yeah, okay. Nobody ever expects me. You’re thinking, who the heck is this chick? Just popping into our little game? Nobody important, just call me Monkeywrench. I predict Noclueboy? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/450 "2003-09-04T03:40:32Z")
Maybe if you spell his name correctly he will come. **Qadgop the Mercotan** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/451 "2003-09-04T03:41:47Z")
While most the time I am, in fact, without a clue, I’m not the one you are looking for. It’s time for you to show yourself, **Super Gnat**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/452 "2003-09-04T03:45:49Z")
Hi **Abby**! I’m back from the Pit. Gotta get over this addiction to it… I’d like to see **Quadgop** , if only to learn what exactly a **Mercotan** is. But I suspect that it’s **NoClueBoy** in the lead, with **Abby** a close second, and **Lobsang** well off the pace. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/453 "2003-09-04T03:48:29Z")
Everyone duck. **Lobsang** has another thread idea! I predict **Lobsang** will be the next poster. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/454 "2003-09-04T03:58:23Z")
I can’t stand it any longer. **Lobsang** , do you drink Lapsang Souchong? There; I’ve finally got it off my chest. **Idle Thoughts**? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/455 "2003-09-04T03:59:49Z")
You got it right. Now I will pass the torch to **AbbySthrnAccent**. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/456 "2003-09-04T04:00:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*Everyone duck. **Lobsang** has another thread idea! > I predict **Lobsang** will be the next poster. \*\* Link? Or shall I burden the hamsters with a search? Then **jdavis** would come to fuss at me. (Not a snowballs chance in Houston in August, but it’s fun to call out the elite anyway.) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/457 "2003-09-04T04:02:33Z")
I haven’t written it yet. (or ‘typed’. but ‘written’ is such a nice word) I can say with absolute certainty that the next poster will either be **NoClueBoy** or someone else. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/458 "2003-09-04T04:02:36Z")
“Often we do not know what we can endure until after a trial of our faith.” — Robert D. Hales ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/459 "2003-09-04T04:04:29Z")
Sorry about the above, it’s supposed to be in a different[thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=204130&perpage=50&pagenumber=6) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/460 "2003-09-04T05:23:03Z")
hmm I thought so **Abby** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=24)