# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/501 "2003-09-04T19:40:05Z")
Sorry to disappoint you. It’s just me. (Hey–I’m at work and I’m in desperate need of a break.) ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/502 "2003-09-04T20:29:49Z")
**Q.E.D.**? Come out and play with us. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/503 "2003-09-04T20:29:49Z")
Ah… let me clear up something here. Eddy, Teddy, and Freddy are all male orange tiger mega-cats-- or as male as they can be, after their life-altering visit to the vet. I, **EddyTeddyFreddy** , their Evil Captor, am female. Generally speaking. As far as I can determine. {b]Flamsterette\_X\*\*, are you still there? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/504 "2003-09-04T20:52:00Z")
**EddyTeddyFreddy** : Yes, I am here. Who will show up next? I have absolutely NO idea… maybe you again ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/505 "2003-09-04T20:55:06Z")
I should add that I’m still here, even if you do miscode my name. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/506 "2003-09-04T20:57:52Z")
_Prints out 4 more topics_ Encore, **Flamsterette\_X**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/507 "2003-09-04T20:58:49Z")
Curse that misapplied shift key, **Flamsterette\_X**!!! ---
**Author:** ![Magickly\_Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magickly\_Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magickly_Delicious)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/508 "2003-09-04T21:00:47Z")
Hi, everybody! Home from work and posting with a vengeance! **Giraffe**! Will you come out and play? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/509 "2003-09-04T21:05:35Z")
Damn, I was sure I heard my name being called, but then I hear voices all the time… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/510 "2003-09-04T21:06:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Curse that misapplied shift key, **Flamsterette\_X**!!! \*\* Sure, and what kind of imprecations do you want me to rain down upon it? 😉 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![CuckooBridget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/45deac/32.png) [@CuckooBridget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuckooBridget)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/511 "2003-09-04T21:20:18Z")
See! ---
**Author:** ![CuckooBridget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/45deac/32.png) [@CuckooBridget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuckooBridget)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/512 "2003-09-04T21:21:31Z")
I claim the prize, hooray! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/513 "2003-09-04T21:22:12Z")
Vitriolic should do the trick, **F\_X**. 😃 **Chefguy** , would you care to participate? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/514 "2003-09-04T21:29:39Z")
Sorry. You know…I do believe everyone thus far who has predicted me next has been right… Whattya say, **EddyTeddyFreddy?** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/515 "2003-09-04T21:50:25Z")
Vitriolic? Hmm… I’m not sure I should post them here! 😉 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/516 "2003-09-04T22:37:11Z")
Oh, well. I’ve been in at least one Pit thread that morphed into a civilized chat, so maybe the mods would cut us a little vitriolic slack here? No? Ah, well. **Idle Thoughts** – can I break your streak? ---
**Author:** ![CuckooBridget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/45deac/32.png) [@CuckooBridget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuckooBridget)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/517 "2003-09-04T22:44:54Z")
See, sad people trying to muscle in on my pize, many have tried , say no more. It will come out. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/518 "2003-09-04T22:49:36Z")
What’s that supposed to mean? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/519 "2003-09-04T23:00:12Z")
Dammit…I almost made it. Sorry… **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/520 "2003-09-04T23:41:33Z")
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