# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/541 "2003-09-05T02:22:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sperfur \* > **I wonder if there’s a poster named Invisible Robot Fish? If there isn’t, there should be.** No, there isn’t… I just did a search, and the search engine told me to specify some valid usernames to search on! F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/542 "2003-09-05T02:31:41Z")
**Flamsterette\_X Flamsterette\_X Flamsterette\_X** _shakes dice, blows on dice, rolls_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/543 "2003-09-05T02:36:23Z")
The Great Pum§kin is here, you ninny! Not you, him. No, him. Gahhhh… **Linus Van Pelt** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/544 "2003-09-05T02:40:48Z")
Crapped out again. But for the record, I’ll still stick with your guess of **Flamsterette\_X**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/545 "2003-09-05T02:48:19Z")
And you’re… WRONG WRONG WRONG!! Bwa-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! **Idle Thoughts** come back here! Take your zing like a… Um, Man? Woman? Whatever… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/546 "2003-09-05T02:49:14Z")
The Moon She beckons me She says to me, “Come” And I must go to her **silentbear1283** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/547 "2003-09-05T02:53:37Z")
As the Moon slides behind the clouds… **NoClueBoy** weeps for her passing. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/548 "2003-09-05T03:07:20Z")
This **male** is here instead. 😉 Don’t run too far away, **EddyTeddyFreddy**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/549 "2003-09-05T03:09:15Z")
Hey, Teach! Can i stay after class and “bang the erasers?” You cheeky monkey, you! You like it rough, don’t you? I’m gonna bend you over my knee and… **Adam Yax** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/550 "2003-09-05T03:11:18Z")
Yax, Schmax, you’ll have to put up with me instead. Right, **Idle Thoughts**? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/551 "2003-09-05T03:12:44Z")
Right… **EddyTeddyFreddy**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/552 "2003-09-05T03:16:44Z")
Well, so two of us agree? Must be a trend! 😃 If it isn’t you, **Idle Thoughts** , it will be… Someone else! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/553 "2003-09-05T03:18:40Z")
It is me… But to not totally subdue this thread to just serving us…I’ll have to take a chance on **NoClueBoy**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/554 "2003-09-05T03:26:26Z")
Ethel Merman is a German! **Knighted Vorpal Sword** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/555 "2003-09-05T03:41:30Z")
**NoClueBoy** , are you sitting there with a list of Doper avatars before you, randomly picking the plums off it? Hmmmmm… picking plums off avatars? Sounds like risky business to me. **Abby, Flamsterette\_X** , we haven’t heard from you for a while. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/556 "2003-09-05T03:46:16Z")
I’m an exceptional thief! **Big Bad Voodoo Lou** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/557 "2003-09-05T03:59:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\ ***NoClueBoy** , are you sitting there with a list of Doper avatars before you, randomly picking the plums off it? > > Hmmmmm… picking plums off avatars? Sounds like risky business to me. > > **Abby, Flamsterette\_X** , we haven’t heard from you for a while. \*\* Picking plums off avatars… sounds pretty surreal to me. 😃 You haven’t heard from me because I’ve been busy playing Text Twist, checking email, IMing people, checking another message board… doing all kinds of things! 😃 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/558 "2003-09-05T04:00:49Z")
I’m here to make all your predictions come false. _prognosticator marbles tossed_ **TheLadyLion** _picks up prognosticator marbles and goes home_ ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/559 "2003-09-05T04:02:09Z")
Last post before bedtime. I conjure a level 5 **NoClueBoy**! _dice don’t seem to be working_ ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/560 "2003-09-05T04:06:32Z")
I think it’ll be **Flamsterette\_X** , but the prognosticator laundry basket says **Sock Munkey**. I’m not sure. G’night, **Super Gnat**! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=29)