# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/561 "2003-09-05T04:07:41Z")
Forgive me **lel** but I bumped up your dopefest topic earlier. Now…where is **Super Gnat** anyway…? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/562 "2003-09-05T04:07:53Z")
Well, your prognosticator laundry basket is wrong… your intuition proves you right. Good night, **Super Gnat**! I predict **Padeye** might come in here to see what you’re posting about his wife! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/563 "2003-09-05T04:13:12Z")
Pshaw. _Jumps in prognosticator grocery cart_ **bodypoet** _Jumps out, flying_ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/564 "2003-09-05T04:19:24Z")
Hmm… well, I have a prognosticator notebook. It tells me that the next poster in here (based on posting patterns and such) is going to be… **Ferg**! (Well, I didn’t say it was _accurate_, mmmkay?) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/565 "2003-09-05T04:54:39Z")
Mine is still zero for whatever. _prognosticator jumpsuit on_ **Wang Ka**! _jumps_ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/566 "2003-09-05T05:01:21Z")
I think I was accurate maybe twice or three times. Never really counted or anything. **Blonde** ’s said goodnight, so it’s going to be **Phoenix Dragon** next! (well, just because I like his name!) ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/567 "2003-09-05T06:13:59Z")
Ummm. Wrong. Sorry, I’ve not been in here till now. **Coldfire**. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/568 "2003-09-05T06:15:55Z")
Well, you’d be wrong too. I have no idea who’s been online for the past 45 minutes or so… I’ll just take a wild guess. **lel** F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/569 "2003-09-05T06:20:47Z")
Ha!! Wrong again. BTW, I’ve lost about 20 pounds in the last two weeks. **NoClueBoy** , time for you to make an appearance again. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/570 "2003-09-05T06:22:52Z")
One more incorrect, **Flami**. (Had I not wasted a minute previewing…) I’m going to recycle an old guess. **Mikie**. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/571 "2003-09-05T06:44:39Z")
Ah, lel, not even close. **1920s Style Death Ray** , where are you? (He’s coming up next!) ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/572 "2003-09-05T07:10:16Z")
nah. Maybe **Coldfire** this time? He might be in the right time-zone. _Goeiemorgen_ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/573 "2003-09-05T07:53:15Z")
**Mikie** , good for you! Wish I could do that… **gum** , you’re wrong. Sorry. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/574 "2003-09-05T07:57:14Z")
And I believe it’s _Guten morgen._ Next poster up? Who knows… maybe **Cruktar**. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/575 "2003-09-05T08:07:57Z")
Boo! You get me instead I say **Flamsterette\_X** will be next. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/576 "2003-09-05T09:29:06Z")
nah, me again. Sorry. It’s goeiemorgen in Dutch. The guten morgen is German. Anyway: Good morning/evening. my vote for **Flamsterette\_X** now ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/577 "2003-09-05T09:30:28Z")
Guten Morgen **gum**. Wie geht’s? ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/578 "2003-09-05T09:38:07Z")
_hehehe_ Gut, danke. But I’m dutch. : Goed, dank je wel. How about you? How about the next poster… **Angua**? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/579 "2003-09-05T09:40:16Z")
Ja? Ich bin hier. Und Sie, **gum**? Sind Sie das Nachste? Translation: “And you gum? Are you next?” ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2003, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/580 "2003-09-05T09:49:21Z")
Ja das bin ich. [yep, it’s me] Your German is pretty good. Unless you’re from Germany, then it’s merely sufficient. 🙂 Now how about a dutch poster. Heee, luilakken, reageer. [hey, lazybones, react] If **Angua** is going to post again: Don’t predict gum. I have to get going. Have a great day. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=30)