# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/641 "2003-09-06T05:33:22Z")
Sorry.\*\* Flamsterette\_X\*\* \* Ah yes… I have no idea of the difference between German and Dutch. Actually, I don’t know any Dutch, and the only German I’ve picked up has been from my brother. (he took a German correspondence course recently)\* There’s a difference. Right, **Tusculan**? [very early Amsterdammer here] Predicting **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/642 "2003-09-06T06:17:48Z")
Truckin’ Lemonade Mystery Lump on a Biscuit, you are incorrect. I prognosdedict **NoClueBoy** to show up next… ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/643 "2003-09-06T06:22:22Z")
Look at that! My prediction was right. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/644 "2003-09-06T07:31:14Z")
why **Happy Lendervedder** that’s the sweetest thing anyone called me. You 'lil, charming, happy, you. guessing \*\* Happy Lendervedder\*\* ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/645 "2003-09-06T07:48:27Z")
Mwah. So people are sometimes correct, but with my prognosticator paraphernalia, you can never be right – well, rarely anyway. So, I shall get out my prognosticator paper, upon which is written the name of **DarkJudicator**. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/646 "2003-09-06T07:53:56Z")
I just got the significance behind the location of **Satisfying Andy Licious**. If **DarkJudicator** doesn’t show up, I imagine that **Satisfying Andy Licious** will be here to comment at how long it took me to finally get his location, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/647 "2003-09-06T12:12:04Z")
Fizzygood predicts **NoClueBoy**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/648 "2003-09-06T13:03:04Z")
I know a little German. There he is over there. 🙂 **DreadCthulhu** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/649 "2003-09-06T14:39:19Z")
Good Morning! Wonder if **Latch** is going to pop in here. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/650 "2003-09-06T14:41:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sperfur \* > \*\*Nope. _I’m_ up! > > Now its time for: ::drumroll:: > > **SkipMagic!** \*\* Yay! I’ve been drummed! And for my next act I predict… **NoClueBoy**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/651 "2003-09-06T15:07:20Z")
[ELO] Skip Magic Ski-i-ip magic Skip Magic Ski-i-ip magic Skip Magic Got a Skip Ma-a-agic [/ELO] **E-T-F** , did I leave my shades over there? **Skeezix** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/652 "2003-09-06T15:37:02Z")
**NoCLueBoy** I just noticed your location. Chortle chortle. I spy with my great big ugly flaming eye… **EddyTeddyFreddy** carrying **NoClueBoy’s** 1920’s style shades. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/653 "2003-09-06T16:45:10Z")
Dang, I like cheerleaders! Good thing I’m not still in college. **POLYCARP** No, wait… **cheesepickles** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/654 "2003-09-06T17:38:34Z")
But aren’t there more cheerleaders in high school? 😛 _prognosticator’s cheerleading uniform on_ Give me an N! Give me an O! Give me a C! Give me an L! Give me a U! Give me an E! Give me a B! Give me an O! Give me a Y! What’s that spell? **NOCLUEBOY**! One more time: **NOCLUEBOY**! I can’t hear you…! **NOCLUEBOY!** - :: wild applause ::\* _prognosticator’s cheerleading outfit burned without mercy_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/655 "2003-09-06T18:17:43Z")
How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into a Sooner’s dorm room? Grease her hips and PUSH!! Hi, **lel** **carnivorousplantguy** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/656 "2003-09-06T18:26:34Z")
Wow, it’s a good thing I don’t particularly care about either Nebraska or Oklahoma sports teams. Hi, **NoClueBoy**! _pushes prognosticator’s vacuum cleaner around house, and finds the vacuuming pattern to be made in the name of **panzerfaust** _ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/657 "2003-09-06T19:13:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\ ***Idle Thoughts** is up to no good, I bet. 😛 > > I think **Flamsterette\_X** is often online this time of day. \*\* Often, but not now. Did you miss my post saying: > [@](#): > > Oh, and nobody had better make any guesses that I will show up in the next six or seven hours. I’ll be out for the night with my friends… getting a well-deserved break from living inside my own head. ??? Then again, you might not have… guessing from your next post. Hey, **NoClueBoy**! What’s this supposed to mean? > [@](#): > > Attica! > > Attica! > > Attica! > > Attica! > > 😕 I wasn’t making any references about _To Kill A Mockingbird_. Now I’m 😕 … Nobody had better predict me for the next few hours, as I’ll be at Awana Orientation… just about mandatory, y’know. (even though I’ve been doing this for the past three years, and this will be my fourth year!) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/658 "2003-09-06T19:14:38Z")
I predict **tarragon918 and Aesiron.** I wish I could predict **Kn\*ckers** , but she’s unavailable these days. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/659 "2003-09-06T19:18:03Z")
**Flamme** not an _MST3K_ fan? Huh. Weird. **Krokodil** ---
**Author:** ![Blackdragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Blackdragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackdragon)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/660 "2003-09-06T19:19:32Z")
I like to follow **Danceswithcats** around the board. Now it’s your turn. P.S. **Dances** I’m not stalking you, I just think your clever. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=34)