# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/701 "2003-09-07T06:16:00Z")
How did you do that with **Pink Peeps**? That was impressive. Now that I’m out of plants that I can think of at 1:20 am, I’m going to move on to: **ThatDuckIsEvil** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/702 "2003-09-07T06:19:59Z")
I cheated I was in IM and told her. **True Pisces** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/703 "2003-09-07T06:20:00Z")
Before I go to bed, I want to share with you the [Elvis Presley Jukebox](http://www.wurlitzer-jukebox.com/showroom-elvis.html). And in the spirit of that link, I choose: **vivalostwages** Goodnight! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/704 "2003-09-07T06:22:18Z")
Goodnight **Baker**? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/705 "2003-09-07T06:38:18Z")
I don’t know where **Baker** is, but I think **Flamsterette\_X** is probably right nearby. 2 out of 3 prognosticator items agree! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/706 "2003-09-07T06:41:30Z")
I am nearby… but whether I’ll be far away in the next breath is something else again. 😉 😃 I predict **Mudshark**. (just got done giving him props, after all) ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/707 "2003-09-07T07:09:45Z")
Oh, and I’m going to bed in a few minutes. No fair guessing me for most of tomorrow, as I’ll be out at church and a movie with my brother and dear friends Nathan and Eric. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/708 "2003-09-07T10:41:37Z")
Boo! I’m back, as I have loads of work to do. I predict **kferr** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/709 "2003-09-07T12:05:51Z")
Resistance is futile. I predict **curlybacon**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/710 "2003-09-07T12:14:43Z")
Futile is resistance. **Angua**? Where do you stash your clothes when you change? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/711 "2003-09-07T12:18:51Z")
Roaar! Yes? The clothes get stored behind the nearest bush. I’m fairly adept at fashioning new clothing out of whatever’s handy 😉 **EddyTeddyFreddy** again. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/712 "2003-09-07T12:29:59Z")
You got it, **Angua**! And now I’m off to the barn to do my chores and ride on a perfect day, WHOOOPPPPEEEE!!! Say hello to Carrot for me, **Angua**! ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/713 "2003-09-07T12:39:52Z")
Whhee!!! Lucky for some. I’m stuck in my office, writing my mid-term report, and doing some data analysis. Its deathly boring that the moment. That said, my report’s almost 30 pages long :eek: - that’s the limit and I still have more stuff to add… I say **leechbabe** … ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/714 "2003-09-07T12:51:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\*Nope, I’ve only vaguely heard of it. Actually, all I know is that it stands for “Mystery [or Masterpiece] Science Theatre 3000.” What’s it about? > F\_X \*\* In the not too distant future Next Sunday A.D. There lives a guy named Joel Not too different from you or me He worked at Gizmonic Institute Just another face in a red jumpsuit He did a good job cleaning up the place But his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space They send him cheezy movies The worst they can find He has to sit and watch them all While they monitor his mind Now keep in mind Joel can’t control When the movies begin or end Because used the remote control To build his robot friends. Robot roll call Cambot Gypsy Tom Servo Croooooowwwww If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts Then repeat to yourself, "It’s just a show I should really just relax " For Mystery Science Theater 3000 [http://www.mst3kinfo.com/satnews/catalog/Catalog1.htm](http://www.mst3kinfo.com/satnews/catalog/Catalog1.htm) [http://mst3000.virtualave.net/](http://mst3000.virtualave.net/) > **[Scifi.com](https://www.syfy.com/scifi/mst3000)** > > Visit Syfy.com > **[MST3K.org](https://mst3k.org/)** > > The Officially Official MST3K Community Fansite [http://mst3k.booyaka.com/](http://mst3k.booyaka.com/) Need more? 🙂 **Zeldar** (since it’s our Sunday morning chat time) ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/715 "2003-09-07T12:53:41Z")
**Angua** , that sounds boring and horrible. Get up and do a dance instead. I’m going to do a dance now. I predict **spefur** is also doing a dance. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/716 "2003-09-07T12:56:40Z")
It is boring and horrible. I would do a dance, but my one of my office mates is in as well, and I don’t want to look like a total loony. I am however, listening to the greatest driving rock songs ever! I think **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** should dance some more. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/717 "2003-09-07T13:02:59Z")
I like the way the line runs up the back of her stocking I always liked those kind of high heels, too No no no no don’t take 'em off Leave 'em on Yeah, a little more to the right Everybody! Want some! Everybody! Need some! **Blonde** (who i must have)\* _(I also must have lel and Baker and fizzygoodmakefeelnice and EddyTeddyFreddy and Eilsel and viva los twages and Flamsterette X and vanilla and kn_ckers and oh so many others…) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/718 "2003-09-07T13:05:47Z")
_sulks cause **NCB** doesn’t like her_. That’s ok. I’ll just see if I can’t get this highly collimated beam of energetic particles being emitted from the region around a black hole to suddenly direct itself onto you. _Goes back to dancing, and wondering if **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** will come and dance with me_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/719 "2003-09-07T13:14:49Z")
I must have **Angua** now that I know she’s a girl… Hey, I’m easy. Wait. :eek: **1920s Style Death Ray** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/720 "2003-09-07T13:16:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I must have **Angua** now that I know she’s a girl… > > Hey, I’m easy. > > Wait. > > :eek: You mean you hadn’t realised this before??? 😕 What’s the matter? I predict **NCB** will be next… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=37)