# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/741 "2003-09-07T14:28:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \*  
> \*\*Yeah but I have really really good food: peanut butter caramel popcorn. I made a huge bowl full and it has congealed. Mmm.
> 
> **WinstonSmith**. \*\*

Grr… I had a honey and mustard chicken pasta salad, and diet coke. I want popcorn…

**NoClueBoy** you do? Why on earth?? 😕

I say **NCB**

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/742 "2003-09-07T14:48:40Z")

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Better late than never.

And now, a word from **racer72**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/743 "2003-09-07T15:45:36Z")

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I’m in for long odds this morning. **Cecil Adams**?

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/744 "2003-09-07T15:54:23Z")

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I laugh at your puny predictions. Though it would be cool to see Cecil in here.

I reckon it’s going to be **fizzestothetop**.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/745 "2003-09-07T15:55:13Z")

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Boo! Nope, its the astronomer again.

I predict **AbbySthrnAccent**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/746 "2003-09-07T16:13:33Z")

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Ding, ding, ding! You’re a winner.  
**if6was9**?

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/747 "2003-09-07T16:16:11Z")

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**Skybum**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/748 "2003-09-07T16:23:48Z")

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**Standup Karmic**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/749 "2003-09-07T16:34:51Z")

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Boo! I’m still around. Maybe I ought to go home soon?

**fizzygoodmakefeelnice**

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/750 "2003-09-07T16:39:56Z")

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Yay!

I was just cleaning up the kitchen and I picked up a tin of golden syrup and it got all over my fingers and I didn;t realise and ran my fingers through my hair! Nasty!

Anyway: **lel**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/751 "2003-09-07T17:01:38Z")

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Eeeww… Poor you… I just spent a good hour trying to figure out why my file wasn’t referencing things properly, and it turns out I’d put four lines in the wrong place.

**Gary Kumquat**

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/752 "2003-09-07T17:11:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \*  
> \*\*I predict **spefur** is also doing a dance. \*\*

At 7:53, I was doing the sleeping dance. It goes like this:

Now, toss to the left  
Now, toss to the right  
Now, back to the left

And so on and so forth.

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> **_(I also must have lel and Baker and fizzygoodmakefeelnice and EddyTeddyFreddy and Eilsel and viva los twages and Flamsterette X and vanilla and kn_ckers and oh so many others…)**

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*  
> **_sulks cause NCB doesn’t like her_.**

Hey. HEY! I’m not on that list either! :pouty smiley:  
I pick:

**Lobsang** (and now I sing the song… **Looobbsaaaaaang** , you don’t have to put on the red light… **Looobbsaaaaang** …)

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/753 "2003-09-07T17:15:47Z")

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Aaaww… Poor **sperfur**. Maybe he hasn’t realised you’re female 😉

I have very disturbing mental images now…

I say **sperfur** again…

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/754 "2003-09-07T17:27:59Z")

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Ding ding ding!!!

Now I call for **Lobsang** ONE MORE TIME!!!

C’mon, **Lobsang** - I haven’t guessed right once - post next for me, please.

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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/755 "2003-09-07T17:48:02Z")

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I am **lobsang** in disguise.

Or not.

I’m gonna guess **lel**.

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/756 "2003-09-07T17:56:05Z")

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**Angua**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/757 "2003-09-07T18:00:18Z")

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But, **spefur** has the hots fo **Q.E.D.** , no?  
Ah, who am I kidding? I wants all the wimmins! 😃

What in **Sam Hell**?

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/758 "2003-09-07T18:08:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> **But, spefur has the hots fo Q.E.D., no?**

**sperfur** just wants someone to play with her! I’ve lost 99 pounds - I feel sexy, naughty and flirty. (And my pants keep falling off. :eek: )Who wants to flirt with me? Bring it on.

Poor **Lobsang**. If he came through for me, I was going to do a sexy little dance just for him. He missed out.

So now I pick **Mikie**. He _tried_, anyway. 😉

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/759 "2003-09-07T18:17:43Z")

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He tried so well!

But I think it’s next going to be **Ed Zotti**.

However, my prognosticator cookie crumbs say **j.c.**

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/760 "2003-09-07T18:31:03Z")

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I’m in someones sig!!!  
wooOOOO

😛

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