# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/761 "2003-09-07T18:41:46Z")
(Puff puff puff…) Hey, here I am at last! Did I miss anything? No? Oh, well. **NoClueBoy**. if’n you want to win my heart, you got to beat out a handsome red QH and a noble bay TB. Good luck to you, and the Red Sox too. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/762 "2003-09-07T19:41:52Z")
I’m on the **NoClueBoy** list, I’m on the **NoClueBoy** list, I’m on the **NoClueBoy** list! Merry Naked Dance. I predict **lel** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/763 "2003-09-07T21:57:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*In the not too distant future > > Next Sunday A.D. > > There lives a guy named Joel > > Not too different from you or me > > He worked at Gizmonic Institute > > Just another face in a red jumpsuit > > He did a good job cleaning up the place > > But his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space > > They send him cheezy movies > > The worst they can find > > He has to sit and watch them all > > While they monitor his mind > > Now keep in mind Joel can’t control > > When the movies begin or end > > Because used the remote control > > To build his robot friends. > > Robot roll call > > Cambot > > Gypsy > > Tom Servo > > Croooooowwwww > > If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes > > And other science facts > > Then repeat to yourself, "It’s just a show > > I should really just relax " > > For Mystery Science Theater 3000 > > [http://www.mst3kinfo.com/satnews/catalog/Catalog1.htm](http://www.mst3kinfo.com/satnews/catalog/Catalog1.htm) > > [http://mst3000.virtualave.net/](http://mst3000.virtualave.net/) > > [http://www.scifi.com/mst3000/](http://www.scifi.com/mst3000/) > > [http://www.mst3k.org/](http://www.mst3k.org/) > > [http://mst3k.booyaka.com/](http://mst3k.booyaka.com/) > > Need more? 🙂 > **Zeldar** (since it’s our Sunday morning chat time) \*\* Uh, thanks… is that supposed to tell me anything? 🙂 Never mind, I’ll just look at your links. Thanks for the intro, and the information! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*_(I also must have lel and Baker and fizzygoodmakefeelnice and EddyTeddyFreddy and Eilsel and viva los twages and Flamsterette X and vanilla and kn_ckers and oh so many others…) :eek: \*\* Hey, I made it to your list! Cool beans… I predict **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**. And right now, I’m posting from Nathan’s… no telling how long we’ll be here before we go out to watch _Thirteen_. Depends on when my brother gets here from driving Grandma home. So it’s STILL no fair guessing me. 😛 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/764 "2003-09-07T22:02:27Z")
**Nobody’s Fool** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/765 "2003-09-07T22:37:10Z")
_prognosticator galoshes on_ It’s raining. And the raindrops are forming a pattern. That pattern says **samarm**. (So he hasn’t posted in months. That doesn’t make it impossible!) _prognosticator galoshes still on until I get inside_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/766 "2003-09-07T23:10:48Z")
I’m feeling fruity! [fruity giggles girlishly] So… **Calm Kiwi** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/767 "2003-09-08T00:05:32Z")
(Ahem) I’m terribly sorry, **NoClueBoysenberry** , but instead you got ME ME ME (fa so la ti do!!!), whihc probably is not what you had intended. No need for galoshes here, **lel** – wanna come on over? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/768 "2003-09-08T00:11:31Z")
[galosh galosh galosh] 🙂 **elf6c** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/769 "2003-09-08T00:12:32Z")
**Sternvogel** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/770 "2003-09-08T00:34:49Z")
_hops on over to **EddyTeddyFreddy** ’s house_ Well, my hair is almost done. In honor of that, _prognosticator hair cap on_ Miss lel predicts that **Skammer** will be the next poster. _prognosticator hair cap on until hair is done_ ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/771 "2003-09-08T00:53:19Z")
I did a silly thing. I tested the wideness of a post (in ATMB). Now, all my vanity searches are extra-wide. Me predict **Angua** , in her human form. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/772 "2003-09-08T01:09:18Z")
Here she comes, to save the day! Next will be **SkipMagic**. So have I spoken, so shall it be done. Hopefully. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/773 "2003-09-08T01:48:23Z")
Hope springs eternal, but sometimes it overshoots the mark. **lel** , is your hair done yet? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/774 "2003-09-08T01:54:34Z")
**vanilla** who posts but does not predict. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/775 "2003-09-08T02:04:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > > Me predict **Angua** , in her human form. And what a form! Rowrf! Dancin’ Dancin’ Dancin’ She’a dancin’ machine Ooh baby Ooh ooh whee baby She’s movin’ she’s grovin’ got her body groo-oovin’ She’s a dance dance dance dance Dancin’ machine Watch her get down Watch her get down As she do do do her thing Like a machine Come on baby Shake it baby Ooh baby Ooh baby Ooh baby **klaatu** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/776 "2003-09-08T03:26:57Z")
My singing is that bad? ☹ **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/777 "2003-09-08T03:29:32Z")
Sorry, **Super Gnat** … but I’m only a handful of posts too late. Surely that counts for something. Thus far I’m both batting a thousand with my psychic powers _and_ I have an ELO song. 😃 (Thanks, **NoClueBoy**!) So, much like a combo of Pete Rose and John Edward, I will gamble my excellent record and predict… **Horesflesh**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/778 "2003-09-08T04:06:18Z")
Don’t mind me. I’m just licking your tattoos. **twickster** ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/779 "2003-09-08T04:42:20Z")
Nope. Just me. Again. I predict **EddyTeddyFreddy**. ---
**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/780 "2003-09-08T04:53:58Z")
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