# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/61 "2003-08-31T23:16:03Z")
[Nelson] Ha Ha! [/Nelson] We might do better predicting who won’t be the next poster! I will go for averages and predict **handy**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/62 "2003-08-31T23:16:22Z")
The **S** elf **P** roclaimed **O** verlord **OF E** arth? (Bo Diddly) **Man** , **get out**! and **lel** within 3 posts ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/63 "2003-08-31T23:19:43Z")
Wait a minute. Bo Diddley posts here? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/64 "2003-08-31T23:24:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by koeeoaddi \* > \*\ ***twicks** you are an all knowing goddess! (…and I really should go _do_ something!) \*\* Hey! I got one right! What do I win? 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 Maybe if we all keep guessing **SPOOFE** , **SPOOFE** will arrive. (“If you build it…”) ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/65 "2003-08-31T23:24:57Z")
Davebear! Because I spent two hours today reading his thread, he owe’s me. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/66 "2003-08-31T23:26:11Z")
Ta-daaaaaa!!! I’ve just wandered in from the Pit, where various sacred cows are still barbecuing. In honor of the mood over there, I pick… **Polycarp**! Huh? Why **Polycarp**? Because someone has to emerge from the muckfest with honor. And besides, someone who has over 10,000 posts is likely to appear _anywhere_. Did that make any sense? I didn’t think so. Oh, well. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/67 "2003-08-31T23:56:47Z")
Missed me by a lot, **Horseflesh**. At the time you posted, I wasn’t even on the boards. I think I was trying to get on the Internet using the downstairs computer. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/68 "2003-09-01T00:07:55Z")
I predict **ME**! (oh, wait… I’m early. Nevermind!) Next up: **Kricket**!! ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/69 "2003-09-01T00:38:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Zeldar_ > > I predict Bruce\_Daddy > > He’s at the races, you ninny! > > \*\* And now I’m back! **Casey1505** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/70 "2003-09-01T01:03:33Z")
How about Zeldar, if s/he isn’t all tied up? ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/71 "2003-09-01T01:07:13Z")
I predict that **iampunha** will **not** be posting next. Or for several more hours for that matter! Who will be posting next? I’ll go with… **matt\_mcl**. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/72 "2003-09-01T01:15:54Z")
No cookies for you, **fizzes**. I have determined that **NoClueBoy** shall return in the next post! (Cue: theme from _Peter Gun_) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/73 "2003-09-01T01:17:27Z")
Well, someone has to run through this thread naked. **alice in wonderland**? ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/74 "2003-09-01T01:22:12Z")
Does that mean **Zoe** wins? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/75 "2003-09-01T01:31:01Z")
It’s not a game! :rolleyes: Oh, wait. I guess it is. Um… Er… [grabs 1920s style death ray] **Baker**!!! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/76 "2003-09-01T01:40:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \* > \*\*oopsadaisy, I mean **Lobsang** of course. \*\* …Eventually. I pick **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/77 "2003-09-01T01:41:22Z")
Ouch! and if I had been a bit quicker I would have won. (I had the thread open for too long) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/78 "2003-09-01T02:14:01Z")
All too easy…if **slainte** is the kind of sexy woman I think **slainte** is, then she will post within 3 posts. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/79 "2003-09-01T02:15:14Z")
Yay! The average American male has 5 lbs of undigested red meat in his bowels by the time he reaches the age of 50. **dougie monty** ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/80 "2003-09-01T02:26:15Z")
Well, **slainte** has to post next in order for your prediction to be right, **Max**. Personally, my money’s on either **MeanOldLady** , asking where the heck **jackalope** is, or **Meros** , hanging out on the SDMB for some late night goofing-off time. (He’s had a pretty eventful time of it recently.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=5)