# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/781 "2003-09-08T05:12:11Z")

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**Smeghead**.

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**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/782 "2003-09-08T05:13:45Z")

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I don’t really know anyone here.

So…um…Hi!

How 'bout **Monstre**.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/783 "2003-09-08T05:27:57Z")

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Nope. You just get me, fresh from a whole days’ worth of hanging out with the guys. 🙂

Maybe **Mikie** will be next.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/784 "2003-09-08T05:30:09Z")

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Of course, that should be **day’s** … not _days’_ …

Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/785 "2003-09-08T05:51:28Z")

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Sorry to burst your bubble, **Flamsterette\_X** (or, should I say, Hamsterette\_X?), but it’s me.

I’m back.

You–yeah, you–the fool who just clicked on this thread and read to the bottom–you’re the next poster.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/786 "2003-09-08T07:36:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lobsang \*  
> \*\*  
> Me predict **Angua** , in her human form. \*\*

Boo! I’m here. In my human astrophysicist form. Good job really, as when I’m in the other form, typing is _really_ hard 🙂

I predict **Flamsterette\_X**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/787 "2003-09-08T10:53:52Z")

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Good Morning. **the Scarlet Pimpernel**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/788 "2003-09-08T12:09:52Z")

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**roadkiller** , come over here and play for a while. 🙂

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/789 "2003-09-08T12:50:21Z")

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Hey! Who you callin’ **roadkill**?! Watch it pal. 😉

Along those lines, **smeghead** should be next.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/790 "2003-09-08T12:57:37Z")

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Nay, nay! Or perhaps I should say, “Neigh, neigh!” Just dropping in before heading off to play with the horsies.

**RedFury** , are you ever BlueMelancholy? Or MellowYellow? Sorry, I just had to ask. 🙂

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/791 "2003-09-08T14:17:29Z")

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Can someone make a list of all **lel’s** prognosticator gear? It’s funny.

I predict **Angua**.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/792 "2003-09-08T14:19:15Z")

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Boo! You’re correct… Howwever did you guess?

I predict **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** - lets get some sort of reciprocrity going on here 😉

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/793 "2003-09-08T15:02:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \*  
> **RedFury** , are you ever BlueMelancholy? Or MellowYellow? Sorry, I just had to ask. 🙂

Naw, just ScarletRage now and again – author of “A Zillion Bad Puns” 😉

In that vein, let’s not **SkipMagic** , shall we?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/794 "2003-09-08T16:23:14Z")

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Sorry, **RedFury** , it’s **OrangeEddyOrangeTeddyOrangeFreddy** strolling by.

I’d love to see **lel** with _ALL_ her prognosticator gear!

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/795 "2003-09-08T18:14:11Z")

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**EddyTeddyFreddy** are you still around?

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/796 "2003-09-08T18:25:01Z")

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She may be, but I took her place.

So where has **FairyChatMom** been lately?

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/797 "2003-09-08T18:45:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by lel \*  
> [B_prognosticator hair cap on\*
> 
> Miss lel predicts that **Skammer** will be the next poster.
> 
> _prognosticator hair cap on until hair is done_ \*\*

Silly **lel** , I never come to MPISMS. Uh, except this time.

But I think **Angua** is on a roll and will be next.

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/798 "2003-09-08T19:02:49Z")

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**EddyTeddyFreddy** is in the lead! As of this post, these are the numbers:  
EddyTeddyFreddy - 13  
Angua - 10  
AbbySthrnAccent - 8  
Idle Thoughts - 7  
Flamsterette X - 6  
fizzygoodmakefeelnice - 4  
fizzestothetop - 3  
green\_bladder - 3  
lel - 3  
Lobsang - 3  
Daoloth - 2  
gum - 2  
RedFury - 2  
rolandgunslinger - 2  
Scribble - 2  
Zeldar - 2  
cuauhtemoc - 1  
curlybacon - 1  
Darth Nader - 1  
Eonwe - 1  
imthjckaz - 1  
Kal - 1  
kung fu lola - 1  
Lisa-go-Blind - 1  
MeanOldLady - 1  
moejuck - 1  
Mudshark - 1  
sickboy51 - 1  
SkipMagic - 1  
Slainte - 1  
Super Gnat - 1  
Tusculan - 1  
twickster - 1  
xgxlx - 1  
Zoe - 1

**NCB** and I are the only ones with more than 7 posts in this thread but 0 correct guesses. We suck. 🙂

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/799 "2003-09-08T19:06:10Z")

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Rol, roll, roll your boast  
Gently down the theme  
Hairily, hairily, hairily, hairily  
Life is an egg creme.

Top that, **Abby**!

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/800 "2003-09-08T19:15:20Z")

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Boo! You get the really crap astronomer again!

**AbbySthrnAccent** is next up.

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