# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 42

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/821 "2003-09-08T21:57:42Z")

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K K K K K Ken is trying to k k k k k k kill me!

**Tars Tarkas**

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/822 "2003-09-08T21:57:51Z")

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Wallace and Ladmo reference?  
**Angua** …come out, come out, wherever you are…

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/823 "2003-09-08T22:02:38Z")

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A fish  
With a woman’s name

I spy

wit my little eye  
**AunteiPam**

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/824 "2003-09-08T22:16:12Z")

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I just walked past a mirror. I look like I just fell out of a tree. I need to brush my hair.

**Idle Thoughts**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/825 "2003-09-08T22:28:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \*  
> \*\*I just walked past a mirror. I look like I just fell out of a tree. I need to brush my hair.
> 
> \*\*

I like it like that.  
[sniffs fizzy’s hair]  
nice…  
**fizzygoodmakefeelnice**

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/826 "2003-09-08T22:38:14Z")

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Doh. He just had to post before me.  
Hope you feel pround of yourself, **NoClueBoy**. 😛

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/827 "2003-09-08T22:40:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \*  
> \*\*Can someone make a list of all **lel’s** prognosticator gear? It’s funny.
> 
> I predict **Angua**. \*\*

Let’s see… as of this post, **lel** has used the prognosticative abilities of her:

cookie crumbs  
fitted bedsheets  
shopping centre  
vacuum cleaner  
papers  
grocery cart  
laundry basket  
marbles  
cheerleading uniform  
hair dye  
hat  
socks  
trash can  
pen  
jumpsuit  
eyesight  
rubber band  
rubber duck  
galoshes  
hair cap  
Note: The list probably isn’t in order, but contains all of her prognosticative items. (I’m fairly sure on that one…)

(so “prognosticative” isn’t a word… sue me :p)

F\_X

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/828 "2003-09-08T22:40:53Z")

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Gaaaaahhh I’m getting my virtual hair sniffed…  
… cool!

**Idle Thoughts** again, bless his little cotton socks.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/829 "2003-09-08T22:41:51Z")

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I’m sure no one expected me!

I predict that the next poster will be… NoClueBoy

(I’m playing the percentages.)

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/830 "2003-09-08T22:57:53Z")

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%s rule!

**lel**

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/831 "2003-09-08T23:02:08Z")

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Wrong.

Maybe **fizzygood** again.

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/832 "2003-09-08T23:03:26Z")

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Yeah why not 🙂

Come on **Idle Thoughts**!

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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/833 "2003-09-08T23:07:03Z")

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nope!😃

NoClueBoy next

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/834 "2003-09-08T23:22:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \*  
> Yeah why not 🙂
> 
> Come on **Idle Thoughts**!

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/835 "2003-09-08T23:25:58Z")

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Got it.  
Now…let’s see if we can wake up **Flamsterette\_X**.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/836 "2003-09-08T23:26:13Z")

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Wrong again. Maybe **rolandgunslinger** will show up again…

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/837 "2003-09-08T23:27:28Z")

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Wow, that post before another poster worked out great…

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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/838 "2003-09-08T23:36:35Z")

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What the hell just happend?  
Maybe Flamsterette\_X knows.

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/839 "2003-09-08T23:40:42Z")

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It is nearly 1 o’clock in the morning. I have just found 50p under the computer. In other news, **rolandgunslinger** will post next.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/840 "2003-09-08T23:45:44Z")

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It’s just now about 7:00 here.  
Ain’t time zones grand?  
**Hillbilly Queen**

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