# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/841 "2003-09-09T00:20:04Z")
NoClueBoy. he heh ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/842 "2003-09-09T00:32:25Z")
Hoo ha! **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![poiema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@poiema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poiema)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/843 "2003-09-09T00:38:26Z")
if i post next will that screw things up? ---
**Author:** ![poiema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@poiema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poiema)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/844 "2003-09-09T00:39:37Z")
oh. shoot. i forgot to predict. ummm…if6were9 ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/845 "2003-09-09T00:45:09Z")
How do you pronounce your name **poiema**? It’s nifty. **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/846 "2003-09-09T00:45:58Z")
Whoo hoo! Fresh meat! **Linus Van Pelt** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/847 "2003-09-09T00:50:47Z")
**Thaumaturge** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/848 "2003-09-09T00:59:59Z")
That sounds bad. How’s the baby, **leechbabe**? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/849 "2003-09-09T01:04:11Z")
You guys always guess me when I’m not around. Now, if you studied my posting times, you’d up your odds of nailing me. 😉 I’m gonna go for the master of the game himself: **NoClueBoy**! ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/850 "2003-09-09T01:04:57Z")
Clicking the MPSIMS tab And watching the Dopers blab Clickin on **NoClueBoy** ’s OP So I can guess who will post after me Sittin at the end of the thread Waiting for **fizzy** to post next Sittin at the end of the thread Wastin’ time Wastin’ time ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/851 "2003-09-09T01:06:40Z")
**EddyTeddyFreddy** : Lets try a cool experiment. Plonk one of your cats down on the keyboard and see if it types a username. **Teddy** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/852 "2003-09-09T01:08:40Z")
Sorry to ruin your dreams! But I’ll give you another chance… **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/853 "2003-09-09T01:16:55Z")
My friend drowned in a bowl of museli. A strong current pulled him in. \*\*Idle Thoughts \*\*, I’m at your beck and call. But I still want to hear from **EFT’s** cats! They could be prognosticating cats! ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/854 "2003-09-09T01:21:30Z")
Its time now for: **Lobsang**! Who is being given another opportunity to collect his sexy little dance… ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/855 "2003-09-09T01:33:25Z")
kytgcvokct ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/856 "2003-09-09T01:33:25Z")
Nope. Ip **NCB** btnpih. H ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/857 "2003-09-09T01:33:49Z")
Yay! I got another one right! _happy dance_ Hmm… so song lyrics seem to be the key… **Idle Thoughts** , honey bun **Idle Thoughts** , honey bun You know how I love you… You know how I love you I have guessed your self You gotta post next, and nobody else ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/858 "2003-09-09T01:35:43Z")
YES! I beat you Happy! **sperfur** , dance! ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/859 "2003-09-09T01:36:21Z")
Dibs on the wild turkey ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/860 "2003-09-09T01:38:01Z")
ldskgo;inbS’pinvA:ojmvSP’onmB"pkn Brought to you by Freddy. Eddy’s asleep at the foot of my bed, and Teddy is chasing Sophie up the stairs. **Super Gnat**? You still there? “Super Gnat inside!” I love Eric Clapton! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=42) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=44)