# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/861 "2003-09-09T01:38:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > you’d up your odds of nailing me. 😉 > > I’m gonna go for the master of the game himself: > > **NoClueBoy**! Do I make you hot, baby? 😃 **poiema** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/862 "2003-09-09T01:39:02Z")
Whoa, **fizzy**! I may steal that for my sig line! ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/863 "2003-09-09T01:40:54Z")
Is is getting hot in here or is it just me? **EddyTeddyFreddy** must be around these parts, I’m thinking… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/864 "2003-09-09T01:43:56Z")
Ooh **lel** I love you so Never ever ever gonna let you go Once I get my hands on you ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/865 "2003-09-09T01:45:40Z")
There’s a moon out tonight… _oh-oh-oh-oh…_ Let’s go strolling… **Blonde**? ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/866 "2003-09-09T01:46:33Z")
**EddyTeddyFreddy** - I would be honoured and delighted. Give us a flash of your sig sometime, just so that I can boast about it! Hmm, I’m not doing very well at this game. It must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays. **leechbabe** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/867 "2003-09-09T01:47:15Z")
Hello. Now…for my guess. I’m predicting heavy **Flamsterette\_X**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/868 "2003-09-09T01:48:42Z")
She ain’t heavy. She’s my poster. **AbbysomebodySthrnAccnt** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/869 "2003-09-09T01:53:59Z")
Okay…get this… I’m predicting a new person will come in here (or a lurker); but no matter which it will be their first post…so I don’t know the name obviously cause it hasn’t been anywhere on the boards yet. For the record, if I turn out to be right, I think that would be worth about 5 points if we were keeping score. :o ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/870 "2003-09-09T02:01:13Z")
It’s all because of you-oo I’m feeling sad and blue-oo You went away And now my life is filled with lonely days i love you so How much you’ll never know -oh-oh 'Cause you took your love away from me Oh boo hoo hoo hoo hoo Don’t cry Dry your eye Here comes your mother with those two little guys Mean mother steps up says to me, “Hi!” Looks Sally in the face and pokes her in the eye Kicks her in the belly Stomps on her feet Slams the child in the cold concrete The bitch was strong The kids was gone Something was wrong I say, “What is going on?” I tried to break it up I said, “Stop it! Leave her!” She said, “If I can’t have you, she can’t either!” **Blonde** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/871 "2003-09-09T02:38:15Z")
Why, o why do I keep looking in here? Nobody ever predicts me, and when I post, I never get the blasted thing right. And now I’ve got **Lobsang** posting mere banano-seconds before me, making my “nopes” look utterly foolish. I’m like a moth to the flame with this thread. Is there a poster named **moth**? How bout **Flame**? No? Alright then, **fizzy** ’s next. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/872 "2003-09-09T02:40:14Z")
**Chefguy** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/873 "2003-09-09T02:42:47Z")
**Happy Lendervedder** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/874 "2003-09-09T02:43:58Z")
I predict … **Happy Lendervedder!!!** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/875 "2003-09-09T02:44:44Z")
So, are you **Happy** , **Lendervedder**? I liked the 4th and the 6th Doctors best. Funny, their last names were the same… ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/876 "2003-09-09T02:46:10Z")
**Davebear** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/877 "2003-09-09T02:48:51Z")
CURSES! **lel** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/878 "2003-09-09T02:49:31Z")
A man takes his cross-eyed rottweiler to the vet. He says to the vet “Is there anything you can do for my dog?” The vet picks up the dog, checks him over, looks in his eyes, ears etc. Eventually he says to the man “I’m afraid I’m going to have to put your dog down.” “What!”, says the man, “Because he’s cross-eyed?!” “No”, answers the vet, “Because he’s heavy.” **EddyTeddyFreddy** , where have you gone to? ---
**Author:** ![BethCro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cdc98d/32.png) [@BethCro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BethCro)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/879 "2003-09-09T02:50:59Z")
Has to be NoClueBoy next … it’ll be his 93rd post in this thread (Abby is running a close second at 86). But I know none of y’all would guess me, I’m too far under the radar. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/880 "2003-09-09T03:00:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > > I liked the 4th and the 6th Doctors best. Funny, their last names were the same… **Baker** - Colin and Tom\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=43) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=45)