# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/881 "2003-09-09T03:08:02Z")
\*\*if6was9 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/882 "2003-09-09T03:11:42Z")
I, myself, can bake good cookies. **Super Gnat** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/883 "2003-09-09T03:12:36Z")
Y’all just keep predicting me while I’m at work. The chances of me getting online at work? Zero. **BethCro** , please pick up the white prognosticator phone. **BethCro** , white prognosticator phone. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/884 "2003-09-09T03:14:17Z")
**BethCro** , the commute lady! Hi! [Never lick a weasle](http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/smokeofa.htm) **Kilt-wearin’ man** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/885 "2003-09-09T03:18:23Z")
\*\*Krys92gp \*\* ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/886 "2003-09-09T03:20:48Z")
Oh, phooey. _cracks open prognosticator fortune cookie_ My lucky numbers are 3, 9, 14, 33, 41, and 57. Saying: “Your future is bright if **Satisfying Andy Licious** posts next.” _eats prognosticator fortune cookie – wow, it’s satisfying…and delicious!_ \*:: listens to groans from the audience :: \* ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/887 "2003-09-09T03:26:36Z")
**Skeezix** (Sorry about your future **lel**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/888 "2003-09-09T03:29:01Z")
**fizzygoodmakefeelnice** , how do you like my new sig? (Assuming I set it up properly – always a dicey proposition.) **Happy, Happy, Happy** – please, come back and play some more! Or at least leave your ball when you go home. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/889 "2003-09-09T03:30:29Z")
“Your future is bright if Satisfying Andy Licious posts next in bed” **NoClueBoy** , You head off to bed yet? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/890 "2003-09-09T03:30:37Z")
I got a Nikon camera Love to take photographs My momma’s gonna take My Kodachrome away **verbenabeast** 3 posts later: \*\* hebesphenomegacorona\*\* ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/891 "2003-09-09T03:31:04Z")
**Flamsterette\_X** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/892 "2003-09-09T03:33:26Z")
**danceswithcats** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/893 "2003-09-09T03:34:19Z")
Damn…we posted at the same time, **NoClueBoy** …same happened earlier with **Flamsterette\_X**. My luck must be in today. However next will be **lel**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/894 "2003-09-09T03:34:23Z")
Bow wow wow Yippie yo yippie yea WOOF! **AtomicDog** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/895 "2003-09-09T03:34:27Z")
**ETF** (can I call you **ETF**?)… I can’t see your sig! Don’t forget to tick that pesky little box under the reply box - I always forget. Please try again - I wanna see! **Idle Thoughts** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/896 "2003-09-09T03:36:17Z")
**EddyTeddyFredy**! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/897 "2003-09-09T03:36:22Z")
(Whimper… I didn’t do it right… who can I blame for my abject failure…???) **fizz** – here goes! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/898 "2003-09-09T03:36:40Z")
Hello. And now… **lel**? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/899 "2003-09-09T03:38:16Z")
😕 How’d I do that? It said EddyTeddyFreddy and Idle Thoughs had posted since I did. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/900 "2003-09-09T03:39:12Z")
I’m in a sig! I’m in a sig! Happy naked sig celebration dance! (Blame **NoClueBoy** ) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=44) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=46)