# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/921 "2003-09-09T04:07:53Z")
Nah, it’ll be **Blonde**. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/922 "2003-09-09T04:08:37Z")
Okies galore? Oh my! 😛 (For the record, I loved touring Oklahoma City when I did, even if it was only for a few hours.) _throws a few darts at the prognosticator dartboard_ Funny, if I add up the numbers just so, and arrange the numbers in a specific series, they add up to… **Rilchiam** _invites **NoClueBoy** for a round of prognosticator darts_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/923 "2003-09-09T04:13:26Z")
[passes out from all the excitement] [and the booze] **Jaade** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/924 "2003-09-09T04:28:57Z")
Heh, heh, heh… _takes a drink of some excellent prognosticator brew_ That hit the spot. Hope **monstre** ’s appearance comes close to cold beer. _takes another swig of prognosticator brew_ ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/925 "2003-09-09T04:29:50Z")
Ha! No, I meant heavy **Flamsterette\_X** as one would say “Heavy showers/rains” Sorry bout that, **Flamsterette\_X**. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/926 "2003-09-09T04:34:44Z")
_puts on prognosticator chapstick_ Mmm. **Orange Skinner**. _licks prognosticator lips_ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/927 "2003-09-09T04:38:55Z")
You’ll have to settle for possessor of (possessed by?) the Orange Tiger Boyos. But that’s okay, isn’t it, **lel**? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/928 "2003-09-09T04:41:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \* > \*\*How do you pronounce your name **poiema**? It’s nifty. > > **Lobsang** \*\* In [the hijack thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3953244&highlight=pronounce#post3953244), **poiema** says: > [@](#): > > thanks, EddyTeddyFreddy , i didn’t know that some of the horses stayed dark! > > knock knock, my moniker is pronounced poe-ee-mah. it’s greek for poem. i have it in very small tattoo on my ankle that says elohim poiema and has a triquetra, a celtic symbol for the trinity. if i use poiema as my moniker, i never forget how to sign in!! 🙂 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/929 "2003-09-09T04:43:38Z")
Absolutely fine, **EddyTeddyFreddy**. My prognosticator china agrees! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/930 "2003-09-09T04:45:40Z")
Glad to know your china agrees with you… because my stomach sure as heck doesn’t! (agree with me, that is) ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/931 "2003-09-09T05:41:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*Oh, phooey. > > _cracks open prognosticator fortune cookie_ > > My lucky numbers are 3, 9, 14, 33, 41, and 57. Saying: “Your future is bright if **Satisfying Andy Licious** posts next.” > \*\* Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention and thus condemned you to a future of Hamburger Helper and subsidized housing. But next I predict … **Psalex.** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/932 "2003-09-09T05:44:13Z")
You’re wrong… you get me. Maybe **lel** will be next. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/933 "2003-09-09T05:55:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Idle Thoughts \* > \*\*“Your future is bright if Satisfying Andy Licious posts next in bed” > \*\* I am Satisfying Andy Licious in bed. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/934 "2003-09-09T06:03:46Z")
Do I even want to THINK about that, man? I predict you next. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/935 "2003-09-09T06:05:31Z")
Apparently you DO want to think about it. I predict beady-looking, creepy-eyed guinea hens. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/936 "2003-09-09T06:05:39Z")
**NCB** , just a bit off this time. Hmmm. Since he just posted a little bit ago, I’ll take a chance with… **Tars Tarkas** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/937 "2003-09-09T06:43:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*Apparently you DO want to think about it. > > I predict beady-looking, creepy-eyed guinea hens. \*\* Um, no… not really. I predict **NCB** again. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/938 "2003-09-09T10:44:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*Ah, lel, not even close. > **1920s Style Death Ray** , where are you? > (He’s coming up next!) \*\* AAAAARGH! _hits head on desk_ WACK-WACK-WACK-WACK eerm… wait. I’m not even supposed to show up in this thread yet. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/939 "2003-09-09T10:45:39Z")
Oh wait… that’s a user and not a reference to… oh nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/940 "2003-09-09T11:01:37Z")
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