# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/81 "2003-09-01T02:35:40Z")
Madam Lulu predicts **Max Carnage** will be coming back into this thread of predictions complianing that **slainte** isn’t the sexy woman he is thinking of her being because she was of not posting in the thread 3 minutes after he was of posting. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/82 "2003-09-01T02:37:23Z")
Dammit, **slainte** must not be the sexy woman I thought she was. At least I can take solice in knowing that fate isn’t set in stone. What the??? ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/83 "2003-09-01T02:42:08Z")
And now **fizzestothetop** comes back to gloat about how right he (she? I don’t know) was about **Max Carnage**. Or maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/84 "2003-09-01T02:42:53Z")
She. And you’re wrong 😛 ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/85 "2003-09-01T02:44:21Z")
Madam Lulu **Aslan of Narnia** will be now making an appearance in her House of Freaks. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/86 "2003-09-01T02:45:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*and **lel** within 3 posts \*\* Well, within thirty anyway. 🙂 Let’s see, how about **Qwisp**? ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/87 "2003-09-01T02:47:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzestothetop \* > \*\*Madam Lulu **Aslan of Narnia** will be now making an appearance in her House of Freaks. \*\* No I… WON’T!!! Relinquish your hold over my mind! ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/88 "2003-09-01T02:47:49Z")
Maybe it is because Madam Lulu left out the word predicts out of her previous post. Now she predicts that **Aslan** shall be of making an appearance. ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/89 "2003-09-01T02:49:26Z")
So was I too early or too late? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/90 "2003-09-01T02:52:02Z")
Sorry, I just like messing up predictions. I’ll summon **RJKUgly** now, and predict **Aslan of Narnia**. (Can we do both? :p) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/91 "2003-09-01T02:53:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \* > \*\*She. \*\* And what a she! Rowrf! I’m glad I didn’t go camping. Flash floods have stranded 2000 + campers in the Turner Falls (OK) area. **Aesiron** followed by… **Snooooopy** ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/92 "2003-09-01T03:00:06Z")
Dang, all you guys do is flirt! Next up is **lel**. ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/93 "2003-09-01T03:01:15Z")
Madam Lulu must interrupt **NoClueBoy’s** prediction in order to ask him what he is meaning by his comment of “Rowrf!” Now I predict a reply by the Boy without Clues. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/94 "2003-09-01T03:02:22Z")
Nope. Sorry to disappoint you. Next up really is **lel**. Unless it’s **Super Gnat** again, wondering where **lel** is. But, then again, I could be wrong, and probably am. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/95 "2003-09-01T03:02:46Z")
**Scotticher**??? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/96 "2003-09-01T03:04:19Z")
Hey, it’ll eventually be lel! _prognosticator hat ON_ **hopefool** _prognosticator hat OFF_ ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/97 "2003-09-01T03:05:04Z")
I choose… **JESSITY!** ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/98 "2003-09-01T03:05:06Z")
And, of course, I was, in fact, wrong. But, then again, so is **AbbySthrnAccent** , so at least I’m not alone in my fundamental wrongness in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/99 "2003-09-01T03:05:12Z")
Whatity? **Berkut**? ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/100 "2003-09-01T03:05:21Z")
Umm… _closes eyes, points around the circle_ **Aslan**! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=6)