# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1041 "2003-09-09T23:37:19Z")
**verbenabeast** Who I thought was a girl because of his flowery name. P.S. He’s a he not a she. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1042 "2003-09-09T23:39:23Z")
nope… just little 'ol ‘Beastie! I’m goin’ with the law of averages here… Show ME **NoClueBoy!!!** ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1043 "2003-09-09T23:41:02Z")
funny simulpost above… **AbbySthrnAccent** is MAGIC!!! ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1044 "2003-09-09T23:43:48Z")
which means I made MYSELF lose… also pretty funny… ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1045 "2003-09-09T23:49:49Z")
**Cartooniverse** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1046 "2003-09-09T23:50:58Z")
(Oh and it was a funny simulpost **verbenabeast**. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1047 "2003-09-10T00:03:04Z")
Today I had chips and 3 sausages. What did **NCB** have, without using the letter e. And mentioning ‘paint’. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1048 "2003-09-10T00:17:54Z")
**Guinistasia** Grand Duchess of the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1049 "2003-09-10T00:36:31Z")
_tosses prognosticator cap in trash – can’t steal that which I do not care to possess!_ _dons prognosticator fedora_ **manhattan** _leaves prognosticator fedora on_ ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1050 "2003-09-10T01:04:47Z")
The fedora is quite dashing, but I’m afraid it’s prognostication powers are highly overrated. **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1051 "2003-09-10T01:20:24Z")
I don’t care how well it prognosticates, I just want it to be dashing! _lovely prognosticator shoes on_ My feet…they’re moving…in the direction of **AbbySthrnAccent**! _leaves lovely prognosticator shoes on_ ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1052 "2003-09-10T01:20:49Z")
**Super Gnat!** My friend and wonderful aquaintance, **Super Gnat**. Can’t tell you how wonderful it is to see you, **Super Gnat**. Can you guess who I’m hoping will post next, **Super Gnat?** I’ll give you a clue… The first word of their name rhymes with Pooper. The second, with Shat. Interesting enough, that this person has a name that rhymes with two unmentionable bathroom deeds, but this person is so interesting in her/himself. So **Super Gnat** If you can guess who I’m talking about, then speak up. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1053 "2003-09-10T01:36:16Z")
Ummmmm… “Eddy” doesn’t rhyme too well with “Pooper”. Should I go away and come back later? **lel** , put your prognosticator mukluks on and speak! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1054 "2003-09-10T01:38:20Z")
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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1055 "2003-09-10T01:40:24Z")
**muffin** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1056 "2003-09-10T01:43:40Z")
No. **lel** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1057 "2003-09-10T01:49:28Z")
What? What? _puts prognosticator “Do Not Disturb” sign on door_ Is that **Kn\*ckers** knocking at my door? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1058 "2003-09-10T02:05:33Z")
Let’s try this again… **Cartooniverse**? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1059 "2003-09-10T02:09:12Z")
Why HELLO there !!! Hail fellows and well met !!! By incredible co-inkydink I felt the inexorable urge to slide into this most dear thread and see who was in and about. And, whaddya know?? I’m a prophecy-fulfiller. Yay me ! 😛 ( I’ve no powers of prognostication, and so cannot possibly play. Can I? ) Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1060 "2003-09-10T02:18:09Z")
Sure you can, **Cartooniverse**! If you need any prognostication powers, you can just borrow some of my prognostication items – I don’t guarantee their effectiveness, but I’m sure willing to lend them out! _lends **Cartooniverse** her prognosticator cheerleader outfit_ _puts on prognosticator nail polish_ Oh my goodness. On my nails is painted **merge**! _puts another darker coat of non-prognosticator nail polish on_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=52) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=54)