# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1061 "2003-09-10T02:22:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Idle Thoughts \* > [BThe first word of their name rhymes with Pooper. The second, with Shat. \*\* ☹ > [@](#): > > \*\*Interesting enough, that this person has a name that rhymes with two unmentionable bathroom deeds, but this person is so interesting in her/himself. \*\* Well, that’s all right then. (For further reference, I’m a she.) **AbbySthrnAccent** is totally next. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1062 "2003-09-10T02:29:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*Today I had chips and 3 sausages. > > What did **NCB** have, without using the letter e. And mentioning ‘paint’. \*\* I had unraw cow and brocolli with stuff from a cow on top of it And potatos. Also with cow stuff. For drink, I had _Old Paint_, a tasty quaff sold only in Oklahoma. 😛 **Satisfying Andy Licious** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1063 "2003-09-10T02:36:52Z")
Just popping in here… since I’m on my slow home computer again, I predict that my post count rate will drop. No idea who’s online. Maybe **Lobsang** will post here. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1064 "2003-09-10T02:42:23Z")
Yup. (from work) and **Super Gnat** will be next (rushing, so that F\_X’s prophecy is true) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1065 "2003-09-10T02:43:23Z")
Is _YOUR_ dog on fire? Then you need Doggie Flame Extinguisher™ by Ronco. \*When your dog is flaming up And you’re about to lose that little pup You need the stuff that’ll put it out Start from the back and work up to the snout\* **Dogface** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1066 "2003-09-10T02:45:59Z")
Nope. **SanguineSpider**? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1067 "2003-09-10T02:47:17Z")
_gets out prognosticator fire extinguisher and mercifully extinguishes **NoClueBoy** ’s last post_ Could **sickboy51** use the services of a dedicated fire professional? (Not me, that’s for sure!) ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1068 "2003-09-10T02:47:17Z")
I’m sorry. No offense to you, **Super Gnat** I was just trying to be witty. I fail miserably at times. Here’s to you, **Super Gnat**. May you get all of your predictions right in here… …and may you also be the next poster. :o ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1069 "2003-09-10T02:49:14Z")
Sanguine as in cheerful? Or bloodthirsty? Enquiring minds want to know! Or perhaps they’re better off not knowing after all. **Abby**? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1070 "2003-09-10T02:51:05Z")
Is **lel** coming back? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1071 "2003-09-10T02:56:33Z")
**[Prognosticator hat ON]** **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1072 "2003-09-10T02:58:07Z")
\*:: I wonder if a prognosticator flyswatter would work on a **Super Gnat** :: \* ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1073 "2003-09-10T02:58:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Total Posts: 1,022 > > User Posts > NoClueBoy 122 > AbbySthrnAccent 98 > EddyTeddyFreddy 87 > Flamsterette\_X 78 > Angua 60 > lel 59 > fizzygoodmakefeelnice 55 > Idle Thoughts 49 > sperfur 31 > fizzestothetop 27 > Scribble 24 > Lobsang 24 > Super Gnat 21 > Zeldar 15 > RedFury 12 > Happy Lendervedder 11 > Satisfying Andy Licious 8 > Darth Nader 7 > MeanOldLady 7 > vanilla 6 > Daoloth 6 > Mudshark 6 > green\_bladder 6 > Mikie 6 > koeeoaddi 6 > rolandgunslinger 6 > gum 6 > CuckooBridget 6 > kung fu lola 5 > Horseflesh 5 > smam 5 > Bruce\_Daddy 5 > Blonde 5 > wakimika 5 > yosemitebabe 4 > Eonwe 4 > Shade 4 > Max Carnage 4 > Slainte 4 > twickster 4 > Orange Skinner 4 > verbenabeast 4 > Ringo 3 > imthjckaz 3 > Soup\_du\_jour 3 > Linus Van Pelt 3 > hopefool 3 > WinstonSmith 3 > Lisa-go-Blind 3 > moejuck 3 > SkipMagic 2 > Cartooniverse 2 > Tapioca Dextrin 2 > Lamia 2 > Seven 2 > cuauhtemoc 2 > Michael Ellis 2 > Laughing Lagomorph 2 > Magickly Delicious 2 > Kal 2 > Blackeyes 2 > Mirror Image egamI rorriM 2 > Tusculan 2 > Aslan of Narnia 2 > gossamer 2 > Jaade 2 > sickboy51 2 > poiema 2 > Troy McClure SF 1 > Gazelle 1 > Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor 1 > Kricket 1 > Aceospades 1 > JavaMaven1 1 > iampunha 1 > Astroboy14 1 > percypercy 1 > kabbes 1 > VenusProbe 1 > Dr\_Paprika 1 > JThunder 1 > Jessity 1 > Sylkyn 1 > kniz 1 > vivalostwages 1 > ultrafilter 1 > Berkut 1 > GIGObuster 1 > jjimm 1 > SlightDistrurbance 1 > jackelope 1 > Steelerphan 1 > World Eater 1 > xgxlx 1 > racer72 1 > Washte 1 > Skammer 1 > garius 1 > Zoe 1 > macabresoul 1 > Davebear 1 > Gangster Octopus 1 > Wang-Ka 1 > Meros 1 > Watcher of the Skies 1 > Standup Karmic 1 > picunurse 1 > Lu Tze 1 > Meteorshower 1 > chaoticdonkey 1 > Blackdragon 1 > Plankspanker 1 > Chefguy 1 > AngelicGemma 1 > BethCro 1 > curlybacon 1 > Cahyay 1 > hoboonmoto 1 > Pink Peeps 1 > copy and paste, man. copy and paste \*\* You rang? ~grins~ ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1074 "2003-09-10T03:05:23Z")
_sets up a prognosticator lemonade stand_ Five cents a glass! Right, **Linus Van Pelt**? _sells out of lemonade_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1075 "2003-09-10T03:10:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*You rang? ~grins~ \*\* I must have you. Um, you’re a girl, right? Aw, what the heck… [checks my prognosticator vole] Get back here, you smarmy rodent! [checks my prognoticator bullfrog] **ribbit** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1076 "2003-09-10T03:11:02Z")
**wolf\_meister** Who I think must be great at numbers. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1077 "2003-09-10T03:14:26Z")
How many posts does this make? How close am I to the 500 milestone? How many of the posts were worth a hamster’s lfie? **NoClueBoy** , this is all your fault. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1078 "2003-09-10T03:14:28Z")
My final prediction for the evening… **if6was9** Goodnight John Boy. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1079 "2003-09-10T03:16:08Z")
G’nite, Sue Ellen G’day, **leechbabe** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1080 "2003-09-10T03:20:01Z")
_looks into prognosticator spoon and sees the visage of **Ayesha** _ _welcomes **Super Gnat** back – where is she?_ \*:: Yeah, two predictions – oh well! :: \* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=53) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=55)