# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1081 "2003-09-10T03:23:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*How many posts does this make? How close am I to the 500 milestone? > > How many of the posts were worth a hamster’s lfie? > > **NoClueBoy** , this is all your fault. \*\* Right now, in MPSIMS, there are 5 threads with 1K plus posts, and 7 in triple digits (2 of which are near 1K) That’s a spicy meatball! (shall we check the other forums, too?) ((only for front page threads)) **bagkitty** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1082 "2003-09-10T03:34:46Z")
[Front page only] In the Pit: 4 in triple digits, none close to 1K IMHO: 2 in low trips Cafe: 4 trips, 1 nearing 1K (Yeay, Trek Dopers!) GD: 13 in trips, one nearing 500 GQ: 1 in triples ( **1920s Style Death Ray** ) CSR: nope CCC: nada ATMB: only Idle’s thread looks like it may go far (now at 64) ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1083 "2003-09-10T03:58:22Z")
So what topic was that taken from? Inquiring minds want to know, **NoClueBoy**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1084 "2003-09-10T04:23:40Z")
The Topic of Crappy Corn? I’m going to bed now, **Idle Thoughts** – carry on without me. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1085 "2003-09-10T04:30:25Z")
BeddyBoByes **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1086 "2003-09-10T04:44:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I had unraw cow > > and brocolli with stuff from a cow on top of it > > And potatos. Also with cow stuff. > > For drink, I had _Old Paint_, a tasty quaff sold only in Oklahoma. > > 😛 > > **Satisfying Andy Licious** \*\* I bet it was. **Lobsang.** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1087 "2003-09-10T04:50:01Z")
lol @ **Satisfying Andy Licious** **Idle Sports** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1088 "2003-09-10T05:06:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*I bet it was. > \*\* It took 24 posts before someone got my pun?! And then, Lobbers tells SAD that he’s the funny one?! AARRRGGGHHH!!! [winky winky] Thank God for beer…;j **ivylass** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1089 "2003-09-10T05:19:58Z")
I hear something. _prognosticator cow moos name of **Musicat** _ ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1090 "2003-09-10T07:29:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Total Posts: 1,022 > > Aslan of Narnia 2 > \*\* You thought of me! 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*\* > copy and paste, man. copy and paste \*\* …oh. ☹ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1091 "2003-09-10T09:57:13Z")
Boo! I’m back! **Seven** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1092 "2003-09-10T10:07:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*It took 24 posts before someone got my pun?! > > And then, Lobbers tells SAD that he’s the funny one?! > \*\* :smack: I officially have no sense of humour. **lel** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1093 "2003-09-10T10:09:11Z")
I blame whisky. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1094 "2003-09-10T10:11:19Z")
Hey! What did whiskey ever do to you??? ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1095 "2003-09-10T11:23:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*_sets up a prognosticator lemonade stand_ > > Five cents a glass! Right, **Linus Van Pelt**? > > _sells out of lemonade_ \*\* Sorry, but I never had a lemonade stand. But I know someone who had a stand where, for five cents… Oh, never mind. I’m trying to decide - is this your attempt at some sort of thread record, or are you trying to pad your count, **NoClueBoy**? (and I think you’re next up) ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1096 "2003-09-10T12:05:55Z")
Good morning, **Linus Van Pelt**! Sorry to hear that you did not have a lemonade stand. (Also, I thought I got up early – guess not!) **Lobsang** , I think you predicted me at 3:15 am. I get up early, but not that early. 🙂 _prognosticator early bird chirps the name of **Dirty Earthworm** _ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1097 "2003-09-10T12:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linus Van Pelt \* > \*\* > > I’m trying to decide - is this your attempt at some sort of thread record, or are you trying to pad your count, **NoClueBoy**? > > (and I think you’re next up) \*\* You really think I’m that good at predicting? I pose science questions, I open debates, I write stories and poems, I opine creatively (yeah, right) in the Pit, I am a rabid Trekker, and which threads of mine turn out to be long, popuplar, never dying? Pirates and this one! :dubious: And, I did, too think of you, **Aslan of Narnia**. It was just about 15 pages back. 😛 [puts on prognosticator snow shoes] Hey! It’s the Canadian! **Aslan** , come on down! (bring **Wearia** , too, would ya?) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1098 "2003-09-10T14:11:24Z")
Well, _that_ was wierd… CP said this had new posts, and when i open it, it’s just my post from this morning. Not gonna waste it, tho… **Angua** Queen of the Darned ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1099 "2003-09-10T14:58:05Z")
Yes?? **NCB** … ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1100 "2003-09-10T16:00:00Z")
Good Morning folks! (I know it’s nearly noon, but this is the first time I’ve had a moment to check the board.) **lieu**? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=54) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=56)