# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1101 "2003-09-10T16:23:25Z")
My cat’s breath smells like **EddyTeddyFreddy**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1102 "2003-09-10T16:30:01Z")
**Angua** Parralax of one second of arc. About 3.5 light years, right? Tell me tell me tell me **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1103 "2003-09-10T16:40:11Z")
Yup. That’s right. 😛 Have you been looking at that other thread? 😉 PS… 3.5 light years is about 1 parsec 🙂 **sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1104 "2003-09-10T17:01:35Z")
Yeah, I cross posted. Why is Jesus here all of the sudden? **Polycarp** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1105 "2003-09-10T17:57:42Z")
Good morning. **lel**. ---
**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1106 "2003-09-10T18:13:30Z")
Sorry, **Idle Thoughts** I’m way outta left field. **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1107 "2003-09-10T19:00:18Z")
I have a code in my dose and I’m moving very sdow. Ah-CHOOO! _ **lel** quickly sprays the thread with prognosticator Lysol_ ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1108 "2003-09-10T19:24:03Z")
**Angua**? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1109 "2003-09-10T19:46:09Z")
Had to go buy a new TV. Mine died. It was about 15 years old or more, so why bother with a repair? Got me one o dem new fangled jobbers, yup! I need a new monitor, too. Yes, the lizard. **zev\_steinhardt** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1110 "2003-09-10T20:03:00Z")
I bought a TV in September 2001 after having been tubeless since the day before the Great OJ Simpson White Bronco Chase. That was the day my old TV committed suicide, in a black-smoke-spewing implosion. It was psychic, see; it knew what was comoing and couldn’t bear the prospect. :eek: **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** , would you take a slightly used guinea hen instead? How about a duck? ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1111 "2003-09-10T20:22:17Z")
Well… is it a beady looking creepy eyed duck? I was kinda holding out for that wild turkey I’ve got dibs on. Oh well. How are we all today anyway? I have a piece of glass embedded in my left foot, another in my right leg and a third in my right butt cheek. \*\* AbbySthrnAccent\*\* ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1112 "2003-09-10T20:32:30Z")
Um, **fizzy** … would you care to explain the embedded glass? I mean, just tossing that casually out there and then not following up, is, well, kinda _CRUELLY TANTALIZING YOU HEARTLESS CREATURE!!!_ No, the duck isn’t creepy eyed; not even beady looking, I’m afraid. It is, however, afraid of water, having been raised by hydrophobic sheep. Will that do? ---
**Author:** ![Magickly\_Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magickly\_Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magickly_Delicious)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1113 "2003-09-10T20:54:01Z")
Augh! I’m so bad at this–I keep picking posters in the wrong timezone. But while I’m padding my post count, maybe **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** will come back and explain? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1114 "2003-09-10T20:54:31Z")
Nah, you just get me. Someone just told me something really funny… he thinks that I have a 56K modem. To dream the impossible dream… F\_X ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1115 "2003-09-10T20:56:31Z")
That duck sounds freaky. And in exactly what way has the guinea hen been used? Dishcloth? Tennis ball? The glass is there as a result of a mishap with a wine bottle. Never copy anything you see on TV children! I also got a tattoo today - so I’m in pain! Anyways, **EddyTeddyFreddy** will post again, in defence of her deranged duck! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1116 "2003-09-10T21:20:03Z")
That duck is strange. That duck nests in trees. The guinea hen has served her homeland as the first line of defense against ticks, flies, marauding cats, and automobiles. Yes, automobiles. It is her sworn duty to pursue moving vehicles, squawking raucously, until they accelerate out of reach. The goats provide a second line of defense. When a vehicle attempts to penetrate the property, they congregate in the driveway and threaten to butt the bumper of the offending auto. Or they lie down and chew their beards. None of them have tattoos. As far as I know. **Abby**? Come play with **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** and me-me-me? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1117 "2003-09-10T21:24:49Z")
Some people have a heart of glass. **FizzyChick** has an ass of glass. Hmmm… **Johnny Bravo** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1118 "2003-09-10T22:13:49Z")
Hiya. It’s only me. hmmmmmmmm **ETF** ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1119 "2003-09-10T22:15:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \* > \*\ ***JavaMaven** \*\* Oooh! Oooh! Better late than never! Yeah, so I’m slow. I only do vanity searches once a week. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1120 "2003-09-10T22:39:32Z")
Hooboy. AND I’m a dork. **Angua** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=55) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=57)