# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1121 "2003-09-10T22:42:26Z")
**JavaMaven1** , you stillout there? Oh, well. Hi, **Idle Thoughts**! Wanna buy a duck? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1122 "2003-09-10T22:50:27Z")
Do you know how to sel a deaf man a duck? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1123 "2003-09-10T22:52:11Z")
_ **WANNA BUY A DUCK?!?** _ **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1124 "2003-09-10T23:32:14Z")
Nope. **dantheman** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1125 "2003-09-10T23:35:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > **Abby**? Come play with **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** and me-me-me? \*\* I came! **Cartooniverse**? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1126 "2003-09-10T23:37:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > **Abby**? Come play with **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** and me-me-me? \*\* I came and I brought jacks. Who wants to play? **ETF**? ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1127 "2003-09-10T23:44:06Z")
Man, I’m never here when anyone wants me. (No hard feelings atall, **Idle Thoughts**. I was just a bit… taken aback.) I’m thinking about getting a tattoo, but I keep on changing my mind about the design every six months. Whatever it is, I’m thinking it’ll be on the right side of my upper back. Any ideas? **Fizzy**? ---
**Author:** ![Blackdragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Blackdragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackdragon)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1128 "2003-09-10T23:59:09Z")
**AHOLIBAH!** Hi. ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1129 "2003-09-11T00:02:49Z")
Nope. **Flamsterette\_X,** wanna dye a buck? ---
**Author:** ![Blackdragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Blackdragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackdragon)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1130 "2003-09-11T00:04:59Z")
Yes eventually. **Aholibah** Hi. ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1131 "2003-09-11T00:10:38Z")
Stop preceding me everywhere, **Blackdragon**. And . . . **Blackdragon**. ---
**Author:** ![Blackdragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Blackdragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackdragon)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1132 "2003-09-11T00:20:52Z")
**Aholibah** I’m stalking you. In fact look out that old brownish-yellow curtain and you’ll se me. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1133 "2003-09-11T00:32:11Z")
**Moe** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1134 "2003-09-11T00:32:30Z")
Flying spiders? 😕 the hell? **Monstre** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1135 "2003-09-11T00:34:10Z")
**Super Gnat** ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1136 "2003-09-11T00:35:14Z")
**NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1137 "2003-09-11T00:36:50Z")
what?!? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1138 "2003-09-11T00:37:59Z")
**Mikie** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1139 "2003-09-11T00:46:10Z")
**Super Gnat** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1140 "2003-09-11T01:00:14Z")
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