# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1141 "2003-09-11T01:03:01Z")
Hi everybody! Just dropping in to invite you all to **Satisfying Andy Licious’s** private thread, where I am about to _POST MY 500TH POST!!!_ What’s that you say about attention whores? LOL!!! Or would that be **lel**? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1142 "2003-09-11T01:03:16Z")
_ **Super Gnat!** _ ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1143 "2003-09-11T01:09:07Z")
**Quasimodem** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1144 "2003-09-11T01:22:47Z")
_ **Super Gnat** _ ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1145 "2003-09-11T01:30:27Z")
**[Hello. I am here](http://homepages.manx.net/lobley/DSCF0007_web.jpg)** What’s brown and sticky **AbbySthrnAccent** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1146 "2003-09-11T01:56:18Z")
a stick Or Thriller boy at a boy scout camp site sorry **lel** ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1147 "2003-09-11T02:46:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I must have you. > > Um, you’re a girl, right? Aw, what the heck… > > [checks my prognosticator vole] > > Get back here, you smarmy rodent! > > [checks my prognoticator bullfrog] > > **ribbit** \*\* Yes darlin’, I’m a girl… What cha willin’ to do to get me? ~J ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1148 "2003-09-11T02:55:13Z")
_**»-(¯`v´¯)-»* ~~Super Gnat~~ *»-(¯`v´¯)-»**_ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1149 "2003-09-11T03:06:53Z")
Hey, **Lobsang** , cool pic! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1150 "2003-09-11T03:10:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*Yes darlin’, I’m a girl… > > What cha willin’ to do to get me? > > ~J \*\* Take a Silmaril from Morgoth’s crown. **JJaaddee** [I’m shaking, I’m so excited] ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1151 "2003-09-11T03:16:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > [Hello. I am here](http://homepages.manx.net/lobley/DSCF0007_web.jpg) You’re a bird? 😕 I thought you were a bloke! still **Jaade** ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1152 "2003-09-11T03:25:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Take a Silmaril from Morgoth’s crown. > > **JJaaddee** [I’m shaking, I’m so excited] \*\* Damn honey, that sounds like a lot of work. ~grins~ ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1153 "2003-09-11T04:05:18Z")
_prognosticator items all in a locked cabinet_ _secretly gets out prognosticator tank_ How’s it going, **sperfur**? _starts engine_ ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1154 "2003-09-11T04:06:13Z")
The horse, he sweats with fear we break to run the mighty roar of the russian guns and as we race toward the human wall the screams of pain as my comrades fall we hurdle bodies that lay on the ground as the Russians fire another round we get so near, yet so far away we won’t live to fight another day. I dunno… Iron Maiden just… happens. anywho… Still going with the law of averages… still guessing… **NoClueBoy**!!! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1155 "2003-09-11T04:09:17Z")
Averages. Pfft. _gets out prognosticator dice and rolls a **verbenabeast** _ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1156 "2003-09-11T04:56:17Z")
**lel, lel, lel** … You know I’m lurking out here, leaping in when least expected… _NOBODY_ expects the Spanish **EddyTeddyFreddy**!!! Right, **verbenabeast**? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1157 "2003-09-11T04:56:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mikie \* > \*\*Nope. > > **Flamsterette\_X,** wanna dye a buck? \*\* What is THAT supposed to mean? I predict **lel**. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1158 "2003-09-11T05:03:05Z")
Wanna buy a duck? Wanna bike a duh? Wanna duck a bye? Duck-a-bye baby in the flip-flops When the fart blows the ladle will drop When the dhow sinks the Play-Doh will swell And down will come **Angua, F\_X** and **lel** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1159 "2003-09-11T05:07:50Z")
Querida **EddyTeddyFreddy** , ¿Estas aquí? Yeah, anyway… _looks up the name of **peritrochoid** in her prognosticator dictionary_ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1160 "2003-09-11T05:10:06Z")
You thirsty, **lel**? Or, no; that would be _agua_, wouldn’t it? My Spanish is just as fluent as my French, nes-se-pas? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=57) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=59)