# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 62
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1221 "2003-09-12T02:19:52Z")
hee hee! I am the KING of “hit and run” on this thing! but I bet **Idle Thoughts** is nearby… ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1222 "2003-09-12T02:29:02Z")
You bet right. And I bet that **AbbySthrnAccent** is near as well. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1223 "2003-09-12T02:33:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \* > \*\*Me me me me me me. > > And I predict **EddyTeddyFreddy** , who I am now beginning to see in an entirely different light after spotting her in a pit thread discussing what type of house she would most like to be raped by… > > Bad luck about your stomach by the way, **Flamsterette**. And thanks for sharing 🙂 \*\* Hmm… I think I must check out that Pit thread. But perhaps later, as I might lie down after this. (or one more post, anyhow) Yeah, I don’t think my stomach is acting normally. Who knows what my body is trying to tell me with this… I’ll go see Auntie Ruby (not my real aunt, but she’s our family doctor!) next week or whenever if this persists for any longer. (then again, it’s been the state of affairs since late Sunday night / early Monday morning) Thanks for the well-wises, **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**. 🙂 (hope I didn’t share too much!) I predict **verbenabeast** … sorry, you were wrong about **Idle Thoughts**. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1224 "2003-09-12T02:33:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \* > \*\*Me me me me me me. > > And I predict **EddyTeddyFreddy** , who I am now beginning to see in an entirely different light after spotting her in a pit thread discussing what type of house she would most like to be raped by… > > Bad luck about your stomach by the way, **Flamsterette**. And thanks for sharing 🙂 \*\* Hmm… I think I must check out that Pit thread. But perhaps later, as I might lie down after this. (or one more post, anyhow) Yeah, I don’t think my stomach is acting normally. Who knows what my body is trying to tell me with this… I’ll go see Auntie Ruby (not my real aunt, but she’s our family doctor!) next week or whenever if this persists for any longer. (then again, it’s been the state of affairs since late Sunday night / early Monday morning) Thanks for the well-wises, **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**. 🙂 (hope I didn’t share too much!) I predict **verbenabeast** … sorry, you were wrong about **Idle Thoughts**. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1225 "2003-09-12T02:40:12Z")
Darn, **Idle Thoughts** slipped in whilst I was composing / submitting my post! Oh well, **Idle Thoughts** can be wrong this time. 🙂 My original prediction of **verbenabeast** still stands. No fair guessing me for the next while as I’ll either be in bed, the bathroom, or reading stuff. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1226 "2003-09-12T02:43:41Z")
Oh, sorry about the stomach woes, **F\_X**. I hope they go away before you find the time to seek help for them. 🙂 Think ye 'twas a belch of bellyache that doubled your post? 😉 **Abby**., it really is about time you dropped in here. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1227 "2003-09-12T02:45:14Z")
Oh, sorry about the stomach woes, **F\_X**. I hope they go away before you find the time to seek help for them. 🙂 Think ye 'twas a belch of bellyache that doubled your post? 😉 **Abby** , it really is about time you dropped in here. Oh, and the house link is: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=209831&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=209831&pagenumber=2) I still don’t know how to do that fancy coding where you hide the URL behind a word or a phrase. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1228 "2003-09-12T02:47:41Z")
Damn that “Stop” button – I see it isn’t fast enough. :o ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1229 "2003-09-12T02:48:01Z")
Actually, it’s not belching so much as gastrointenstinal woes. More than that, you do not need to know. 🙂 Definitely I hope they go away! (tomorrow, I have to bug people at church about next Wedesday; Saturday, I have a wedding and Awana; Sunday, I have church) ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1230 "2003-09-12T02:48:30Z")
For the record, the topic I printed out yesterday and am now reading at home is the one were **airdisc** pits you and totally gets it turned around on himself. 😃 I just finished the first page today at lunch and anxiously await getting home and reading the rest. Makes you sort of like a celeb to me, **Flamsterette\_X**. To read all about you before even ever talking to you on here. (I had seen you in other topics I’ve printed out as well before I started posting). ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1231 "2003-09-12T02:54:55Z")
**Idle Thoughts** , not that topic! 😃 I had decided not to respond in any way to that thread. **lel** thought the original thread which spawned the Pitting would be the first Pit Birthday Thread[sup]TM[/sup]. Luckily, that didn’t happen. **EddyTeddyFreddy** , the “Stop” button is funny… most times, it’s not fast enough. But then there are the times where it IS, and you have hope… then the next time you try to use it, your hopes are dashed upon the rocks at sea. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1232 "2003-09-12T02:55:34Z")
Oh, cool! Link to the Pitting? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1233 "2003-09-12T03:02:05Z")
One more thing about that topic **Idle Thoughts** was talking about: I’m not going to say anything about **airdisc** here, but it really was kind of funny how he thought he’d have support for his point of view. Read [my blog](http://flamsterette.blogspot.com) for more information. (look in the archives on the side for the first week of March) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1234 "2003-09-12T03:03:46Z")
I plan to. _goes back to printing more topics and reading the blog_ By the way… **NoClueBoy**. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1235 "2003-09-12T03:05:24Z")
To hide something behind a word or whatever, you would type [url=‘link’]This is my link [/url], only without the spaces. SO for the link you posted, [url=‘[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...31&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...31&pagenumber=2)’ ]My rape house[/url] would become My rape house I wonder what idle thoughts **Idle Thoughts** has about the whole thing. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1236 "2003-09-12T03:07:06Z")
Dang! Change that to **ETF**. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1237 "2003-09-12T03:19:51Z")
**ETF** : [Link to the Pitting, as requested.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=167238) And since I’m feeling nice, [here is a link to the March birthdays thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=166512&highlight=March+birthdays) (the fun starts midway down the first page, when I call him on all the fake birthdays he’s been using for the previous six months) Oh, and as for HOW you hide the URL behind a bunch of text… copy what you see here, only replace the curly brackets with square ones. {url=http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=209831&pagenumber=2}ETF’s “house” link{/url} Okay, I’m going to read / to bed now. Any further questions or comments will have to wait for later. 🙂 Don’t worry about my stomach, I have plenty of ginger ale… almost 2 litres. 😃 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1238 "2003-09-12T03:21:01Z")
I remember that Pitting. What a maroon! Heck, he was the one lying! Anyhoo, I got in real trouble today. A fairly nice looking friend of mine (we went to a little gathering) was playing with me and she kept making gestures with her feet! And add to that images of her licking and biting the air while making the gestures with her feet. JEBUS! Turns out, she was trying to convey the thought of someone royally putting their foot in their mouth, but she forgot about my foot fetish, so I didn’t hear a word she said. Serious. Not. A. Word. When she called me on it, someone else behind me reminded her of it. She turned beet red, of course and I said to the firend behind me, “Oh my God! Shut up!” Then, several other of the women there all said, “Oh come on, Stevie,\* we all know about it.” In that group were two women I had dated a few years back (I do tend to go thru girl friends). So, what could I do? They had me. Chances are, every woman there knew all about my intimate thingies… Oh well. At least they don’t hate me. Hate the sin, not the deviant party boy! Yeah, it’s actually kind of cool having ex GFs as friends. They look out for me. \*My real nmae is Abijah T. Bindersnatch. nmae = name (didn’t want to go back and retype it. too many keystrokes, don’t ye know?) **Zebra** - to explain that odd comment about home raping Today, on _This Old House Gang Raping Me_, we’ll be installing the invisible hinged doors that lead to the basement S&M rooms. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1239 "2003-09-12T03:24:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Super Gnat \* > \*\*To hide something behind a word or whatever, you would type [url=‘link’]This is my link [/url], only without the spaces. SO for the link you posted, [url=‘[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...31&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...31&pagenumber=2)’ ]My rape house[/url] would become My rape house > > I wonder what idle thoughts **Idle Thoughts** has about the whole thing. \*\* I know you meant your prediction to be **ETF** , but what _I_ think is that link doesn’t appear to lead to anything. 😕 **Super Gnat** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1240 "2003-09-12T03:33:51Z")
I think some people are stealing my prognosticator gear… Oh look, my prognosticator alarm system is going off! Was that you, **sperfur**? No? Was it **Super Gnat**? Or **Angua**? Or perhaps **EddyTeddyFreddy**? Nah. I bet the next poster will be **FriarTed**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=61) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=63)