# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1241 "2003-09-12T03:51:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Idle Thoughts \* > \*\*I know you meant your prediction to be **ETF** , but what _I_ think is that link doesn’t appear to lead to anything. 😕 > > **Super Gnat** \*\* What? I don’t know why it did that. My rape house. Does that work? **Idle Thoughts** (And this is my last post before bedtime. Tomorrow I have class from 10 to 4 with no breaks, oh joy! And three of those hours will be spent standing up, which only adds to the excitement!) ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1242 "2003-09-12T03:57:38Z")
Testing… testing… [My felines’ Webshots album](http://community.webshots.com/album/782975) _ **HOTDIGGITY DAWG!!!** _ It works!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! 😃 😃 😃 Ahem. With deepest appreciation, **FriarEdTedFred** now predicts… **Prognosticator lel**! Good night, [Idle Thoughts\*\*! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1243 "2003-09-12T04:07:15Z")
:smack: open bracket, LETTER, CLOSE BRACKET… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1244 "2003-09-12T04:10:32Z")
Night, **Super Gnat**. Morning, **Angua**? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1245 "2003-09-12T04:11:36Z")
Oh heck…call that a prognosticator morning! (Gosh, I almost forgot!) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1246 "2003-09-12T04:13:29Z")
Blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah? BLAH!!! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah, blah. Blah blah, "Blah blah blah blah. " Blah, blah, blah, blah… **Blah** I mean, **Fibber McGee** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1247 "2003-09-12T04:21:56Z")
You should know better then that, **NCB** …tsk tsk… The person to post next will obviously be **lel**. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1248 "2003-09-12T04:23:10Z")
_prognosticator radio on_ **Ringo** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1249 "2003-09-12T04:36:14Z")
\*You got to pay your dues If want to sing the blues And you know they don’t come easy You don’t have to shout Or leap about You can even play them easy\* I like Ringo **Eats\_Crayons** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1250 "2003-09-12T04:49:35Z")
_prognosticator lottery machine on_ Whoa, it’s spitting out a lot of names! **SkyBum, White Lightning, Jackmannii, tanookie, masonite, j66, Gyrate, rsa…** _turns off prognosticator lottery machine – isn’t that enough?_ ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1251 "2003-09-12T05:00:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Hi everybody! Just dropping in to invite you all to **Satisfying Andy Licious’s** private thread, where I am about to _POST MY 500TH POST!!!_ > \*\* I’m glad you didn’t give a link to [my private thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=209817&perpage=50&pagenumber=1) That’s an unlisted number, and I don’t want a whole lot of people using it. **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1252 "2003-09-12T05:07:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Congratulations, **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** – you’ve just posted the 1200th message in this thread!!! 😃 > > I’m sorry, your wild dancing turkey is still on back order. Could I interest you in a nice barn swallow instead? Mud nest not included. > > If he can tear himself away from his onerous new duties as _Death, the Destroyer of Worlds_ for a moment: **Satisfying Andy Licious**? \*\* I’d never take a job that left no time for socializing. I want to see **Mudshark,** so I can ask what a bass lession is. And whether it requires a trip to the emergency room. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1253 "2003-09-12T05:07:21Z")
I LIKE CHICKEN! **FizzyGoodMakeFeelNice** will post at 6:00am my time tomorrow. She will comment on the physics of [the world’s best paper airplane](http://www.zurqui.co.cr/crinfocus/paper/airplane.html). Or would that be **Shade**? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1254 "2003-09-12T05:09:45Z")
_gets out prognosticator crayons_ **DeepPurple** \* _gets out prognosticator candles while I’m at it_ ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1255 "2003-09-12T05:10:57Z")
And lo! I appear! Oh, damn. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1256 "2003-09-12T05:15:13Z")
Just a bit too late, eh **masonite**? Will you stop by again? 🙂 Anyway, a prognosticator song. Ahem. We’re **happylittlevegemite** (s) as bright as bright can be We all enjoy our vegemite… _ends horrid screeching_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1257 "2003-09-12T05:35:14Z")
[looks in my prognosticating toilet bowl] [not gonna post what I saw in there] **GIGObuster** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1258 "2003-09-12T05:50:45Z")
Thanks, **NoClueBoy**. You’re the greatest. _gets out prognosticator toilet paper_ _puts prognosticator toilet paper back in closet_ \*gets out prognosticator laundry detergent – the grains of detergent are spelling out **JuanitaTech** \* ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1259 "2003-09-12T06:19:37Z")
Well, **NoClueBoy** … you definitely don’t want to know what was in my toilet bowl earlier! Let’s just say it’s better left alone. After that little nap, I seem to be feeling better than I have in a couple of days… that’s gotta be a good sighn. We’ll see if it lasts, though. I predict **lel**. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1260 "2003-09-12T06:45:22Z")
Well it sure as hell won’t be me! I have a life. what a bunch of suckers. Man. They probobobly watch Sponge Bob and Homestar Runner. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=64)