# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1261 "2003-09-12T08:12:35Z")
**Angua** went home on page 24 šŸ™‚ Iā€™m back now thoughā€¦ I say **Flamsterette\_X** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1262 "2003-09-12T11:56:42Z")
Iā€™m back Iā€™m back!!! Did you all miss me? I bet you did. I am having a painful day. I still have four pieces of glass embedded in various parts of my body, I just sliced my hand open on a frozen pizza and my tatto really really hurts and itches! Garr! To take my mind off it all Iā€™d predict **redfury** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1263 "2003-09-12T11:58:59Z")
Aaaww poor **fizzy**. What on earth have you done to get glass embedded in you? I predict **you** again šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1264 "2003-09-12T12:01:40Z")
Still here, **Angua**? _My prognosticator paintbrush seems to be painting the name of **Baker** _ ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1265 "2003-09-12T12:04:34Z")
**Rue DeDay** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1266 "2003-09-12T12:08:06Z")
Nope. Me. I really shoudl be working. **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1267 "2003-09-12T12:11:32Z")
I bet **fizzy** rues the day she ever met that glass! Good morning, **Abby**! ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1268 "2003-09-12T12:13:47Z")
Well, gosh. Was I actually supposed to check and see if I was mentioned here? I apparently was, a loooooong time ago. Anyway, Iā€™ll go with **Osip** , but Iā€™m figuring on that not happening. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1269 "2003-09-12T12:36:56Z")
Ok, if **NCB** can tell strange foot stories, I can tell strange glass stories. Just promise not to laugh. At about 1am on Tuesday night, a friend and I decided that we wanted to make an ice lolly. Out of wine. So we found a bottle of wine, shoved a wooden spoon in it and stuck it in the freezer for a few hours. You can see whatā€™s coming canā€™t you? Once it was frozen we toddled out into my garden (in our pjamas and with bare feet and it was cold!) and I smacked the bottle of frozen wine against a brick wall. Instead of breaking neatly into 2 halves as I had envisaged, it exploded and flew everywhere. Bummer. I somehow managed not to get hit by any glass at that point. The lolly worked quite well except it tasted really really really horrible. My friend wanted a photo of her and the lolly. I took her camera and sat down on our garden bench to take the picture and managed to sit on a number of tiny little shards of glass. That is how the pieces in my butt and leg occured. When I stood up I managed to stand on a number of tiny little shards of glass. That is how the piece in my foot occured. I donā€™t know how I managed to get a piece in my arm. Yes, I know it was a completely stupid thing to do and next time Iā€™ll buy a box of ice pops. šŸ™‚ Anyway, after that amusing interlude I predict **verbenabeast**. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1270 "2003-09-12T13:21:01Z")
Nope, you get **Angua** taking a break from her work. Not for long mind, just enough to have a biscuit and a coffeeā€¦ The next poster will beā€¦ whoever posts in the space below this one. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1271 "2003-09-12T13:24:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \* > **I just sliced my hand open on a frozen pizzaā€¦** Thatā€™s one sharp pizza! **auntie em** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1272 "2003-09-12T13:36:50Z")
Thatsa one spicy meatball! Rue the day? Who talks like that any more? Poor, poor **Fizzy** ā€¦ ā˜¹ ā€¦ ya know, ya cooddapoured the wine into ice trays and then put popsicle sticks in them. Send me le pic! šŸ™‚ Pout plus overbite equals SEXY! **Andy Satisfyingly Licious** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1273 "2003-09-12T15:04:54Z")
Sadly I didnā€™t get a picture of the wine bottle antics. I was too busy going ā€œOW! OW! ow ow owowowow OW! My bum!ā€ to worry about photos. My prognosticating knee cap is whispering **Steve Wright**. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1274 "2003-09-12T15:08:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*I bet **fizzy** rues the day she ever met that glass! > > Good morning, **Abby**! \*\* Good morning right back atcha, **EddyTeddyFreddy**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1275 "2003-09-12T15:16:28Z")
And now for something completely different: Iā€™m going to lunch with a friend (YUM YUM YUM) and then off to work. Look for me back online around 3:00 p.m. EST. Till then, adios, **Abby, lel, NCB, fizzy, sperfur, Angua, SatAndLi, F\_X** , and anyone else who drops in! ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1276 "2003-09-12T15:19:25Z")
_ **lel** hands **sperfur** some prognosticatorā€™s ā€˜vaporizor in a bottleā€™ and instructs her to breath deeply_ _as **sperfurā€™s** sinus passages clear, she predicts **Enderw24** _ ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1277 "2003-09-12T15:39:46Z")
_ **Angua** looks up from her books to see whoā€™s around_ Hi people! _She quickly realises tht prognosticating is detrimental to doing work, so she posts quickly, adding that **sperfur** will be next, before going back to the books_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1278 "2003-09-12T15:40:57Z")
Hickory dickory dock Three mice ran up a clock The clock struck one [looks in clock] Oh, gross! [lets fingers do the walking] ::cut to scene in clock repair shop::: [ring ring] Good morning, RockinVonSlockenburgā€™s Clock Repair! How may I assist you? Uh huhā€¦ Uh huhā€¦ Ew! Uh huhā€¦ Have you tried removing the mouse? I seeā€¦ * * * Yeah, I got nothinā€™ā€¦ **Lsura** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1279 "2003-09-12T16:29:56Z")
Nope. **Potter** because I just read an article about aā€¦ well yeah, a potter. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1280 "2003-09-12T18:11:08Z")
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