# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1301 "2003-09-12T21:01:09Z")

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[pours some wine]

[lights candles]

[puts on music]  
_ **Everybody dance now!** _

crap crap crap crap

**lieu**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1302 "2003-09-12T21:16:50Z")

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Whoo! Dancing!

_Tries to dance. Ends up slumping_

Hey! Pass some of that wine over. 😉

**NCB**

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1303 "2003-09-12T21:17:42Z")

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Would you take me instead?  
**Angua**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1304 "2003-09-12T21:17:58Z")

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I predict:

**FlamAbbyFizzingLiciousAngSangEddyNoCluMudIdlel**!!

And **Cecil** with a turkey.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1305 "2003-09-12T21:19:48Z")

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Yeah, why not. Do you give good back rubs?

**Fizzy**

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1306 "2003-09-12T21:20:56Z")

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It’s not Cecil’s - it’s mine!

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1307 "2003-09-12T21:22:33Z")

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Hey! Its my chocolate orange 😉

**EddyLobFizzSthrnBeast**

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1308 "2003-09-12T21:25:39Z")

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I predict **Idle Thoughts**. I seem to be predicting him a lot lately.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1309 "2003-09-12T21:27:03Z")

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How about…

(drumroll, please…)  
**Super Thoughts and Idle Gnat!!!**

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1310 "2003-09-12T21:29:17Z")

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I spy with my great big huge nasty flaming eye…

**Lobsang**.

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1311 "2003-09-12T21:30:03Z")

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[camera on]

**lel’s** progonosticator doctorin’ made my cold go away! I’m one _satisfied_ customer!

[/camera off]

_ **sperfur** bellydances again in hopes of bringing **Lobsang** into thread_

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1312 "2003-09-12T21:32:08Z")

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what the…

**Fizzy** … can you tell me what the hell is goin’ on here!!!

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1313 "2003-09-12T21:35:51Z")

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She can’t. But by the looks of it, we’re having a party. Except I’m not, cause I’m too tired, and I’m still working…

But **NCB’s** looking after me, aren’t you?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1314 "2003-09-12T21:42:18Z")

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You got it, luv!

**Lobs**

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1315 "2003-09-12T21:42:23Z")

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**verbenabeast** , they’ve all gone mad! They’re scaring meeee.

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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1316 "2003-09-12T21:45:01Z")

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He may well be. But I am hoping for… **Lobsang.**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1317 "2003-09-12T21:45:37Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*You got it, luv!  
> \*\*

Yay!

_promptly falls asleep in **NCB’s** arms, or on his shoulder, whichever is nearest._

\*\* fizzygoodmakefeelnice\*\*

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1318 "2003-09-12T21:45:59Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*You really think I’m that good at predicting?
> 
> I pose science questions, I open debates, I write stories and poems, I opine creatively (yeah, right) in the Pit, I am a rabid Trekker, and which threads of mine turn out to be long, popuplar, never dying? Pirates and this one!
> 
> :dubious:
> 
> And, I did, too think of you, **Aslan of Narnia**. It was just about 15 pages back. 😛  
> [puts on prognosticator snow shoes]
> 
> Hey! It’s the Canadian! **Aslan** , come on down! (bring **Wearia** , too, would ya?) \*\*

I’m here. Am I late? 😉

I call on **fizzestothetop**!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1319 "2003-09-12T21:50:31Z")

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Hi, **As**!

Be were-wee kwi-at. **Angua** ’s sweeping…

[puts her to bed and tucks her in with a kiss on the forehead]

[back downstairs]  
Did you bring Mr Potato Head?

It’s not a party without Mr Potato head!

I’ll be back in a bit, gotta go get the Refreshments.

**Aha**

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1320 "2003-09-12T21:51:17Z")

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Someone I haven’t seen in here:

**Bippy the Beardless**

\*I remember this one time, **Ryan\_Liam** cut off **Bippy’s** pubes and glued them to his face. That was funny. Does anyone else remember that?

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