# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/121 "2003-09-01T03:21:41Z")

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**NoClueBoy** , I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I can only do Wednesday of the week after next. Will that suffice?

Oh, right, a prediction. **Marvel**?

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/122 "2003-09-01T03:21:44Z")

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**Swampbear**

Well he’s probably not up either, but he’s a witty poster too.

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**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/123 "2003-09-01T03:22:22Z")

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Third time a charm for **Blonde**?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/124 "2003-09-01T03:22:38Z")

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**jackelope**

Well, **MeanOldLady** seems to have packed it in for the night, so someone has to keep her guess going, right?

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/125 "2003-09-01T03:23:56Z")

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**fissestothetop** Because I want to ask if she’s still pleased with the (relatively) new tattoo.

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/126 "2003-09-01T03:24:45Z")

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**NoClueBoy** can look into his balls? That’s . . . interesting.

I spy with my little eye… **fizzestothetop**!

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/127 "2003-09-01T03:26:23Z")

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I meant **fizzestothetop** of course. :smack:

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/128 "2003-09-01T03:33:34Z")

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I am very pleased with the (relatively) new tattoo! I’ve got pictures! Anyone interested in pictures?

Wow I can make two predictions come true at once! I’m magic!

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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/129 "2003-09-01T03:34:00Z")

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Nope…It’s me

My prediction? NoClueBoy…again:D

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/130 "2003-09-01T03:35:41Z")

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Ohhhhhh **ultrafilter** Come on in!

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/131 "2003-09-01T03:37:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _ **NoClueBoy** says of me_:
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> Nah… They just don’t like you that way. You’re more like a brother to them.

They think of me as a brother? So, in their minds, I’ve had a sex change? (When I last checked, I had ovaries and other double-X chromosome things.)

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/132 "2003-09-01T03:37:26Z")

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**Larry Mudd** is in the click in this thread. I think he’ll stop here next.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/133 "2003-09-01T03:38:10Z")

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Oh, right. And it’ll be **Abby** (Can I call you **Abby**?) next.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/134 "2003-09-01T03:39:20Z")

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Argh!!

Foiled by a simulpost!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/135 "2003-09-01T03:40:24Z")

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I feel like the candyman.  
Micky Mouse to divorce judge: “No I didn’t say Minnie was crazy. I said she was f\_\_king Goofy!”  
**lel** wednesday week? Sure. Remind me to tell **tomndeb**!

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/136 "2003-09-01T03:41:42Z")

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Abby is fine. **Scribble** I thought you were an xy too. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/137 "2003-09-01T03:43:29Z")

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I was going to predict **NoClueBoy** but I thought I might be posting too much to this thread!

Does it count if I mentally predicted someone and got it right?

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/138 "2003-09-01T03:49:22Z")

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I predict **Fizzes** so she’ll put a link to tatoo pic.  
(Is there a limit to how much you can post to a thread?)

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/139 "2003-09-01T03:52:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \*  
> \*\*Ohhhhhh **ultrafilter** Come on in! \*\*

Well, if you’re going to twist my arm.

I’m picking **Jonathan Chance**.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/140 "2003-09-01T03:53:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Scribble \*  
> \*\*They think of me as a brother? So, in their minds, I’ve had a sex change? (When I last checked, I had ovaries and other double-X chromosome things.) \*\*

Don’t ask, don’t tell, I always say.

Are you a petite 22yr old with green hair, red eyes, and a very pronounced Southern accent?

What?!

oh…

Actually, the green hair is kind of cute.

**Cahyay**

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