# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1381 "2003-09-14T03:34:13Z")

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Hi, **lel**! **F\_X** was just over in the hijack game. Wonder if she’ll pop back in here?

And where is **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1382 "2003-09-14T03:38:34Z")

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I’ve got a new idear (yipper, I said idear) for a TV show:

_Lo, the smoke of thine torment shall ascendeth up to heaven forever and ever_

**London\_Calling**

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1383 "2003-09-14T03:43:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \*  
> **Hi, lel! F\_X was just over in the hijack game. Wonder if she’ll pop back in here?**

Yep, after reading assorted Pit stuff.

**Abby**?!

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1384 "2003-09-14T03:44:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lel \*  
> \*\*_at prognosticator AWANA meeting_
> 
> **Flami**
> 
> _still there…don’t run in front of cars, kids! 😛_ \*\*

Nope, we don’t teach the kids to prognosticate.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1385 "2003-09-14T03:47:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _ **Originally posted by lel** _
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> > [@](#):
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> > _Originally posted by Laughing Lagomorph_  
> > Sorry.
> > 
> > I can’t believe the mods have let us get away with this nonsense for 28 pages now.
> 
> \*\*Me either.
> 
> _prognosticator deodorant in hand_
> 
> Coldfire
> 
> _wonders why she has prognosticator deodorant_\*\*

Me three.

I’ll see your Coldfire and raise you an **UncleBeer**.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1386 "2003-09-14T03:53:16Z")

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Sandwiches!

**Czarcasm**

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1387 "2003-09-14T03:54:21Z")

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Nope, sorry.

**imthjckaz**

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1388 "2003-09-14T03:55:47Z")

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What?

**NCB**

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1389 "2003-09-14T03:59:17Z")

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_jumps in prognosticator pickup_

**cletus**

_drives off into sunset_

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1390 "2003-09-14T03:59:21Z")

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Nothing. 😉

**EddyTeddyFreddy**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1391 "2003-09-14T03:59:50Z")

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I seem to have misplaced my left nostril.

**EddyteDdyfReddy**

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1392 "2003-09-14T04:02:19Z")

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Your left nostril? Um, and how did you do that?

**Orange Skinner**

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1393 "2003-09-14T04:02:26Z")

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_prognosticator markers in hand_

**Scribble**

_draws on the walls_

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1394 "2003-09-14T04:07:38Z")

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It something to do witha wedding ring, baking soda, and 12 live weasels.

My kitchen is a mess, btw…

**Super Gnat**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1395 "2003-09-14T04:16:28Z")

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**Flamsterette\_X**

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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1396 "2003-09-14T04:32:45Z")

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I can’t believe this has gone on for so long.  
Did you NoClueBoy?

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1397 "2003-09-14T04:35:41Z")

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**lel**

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1398 "2003-09-14T05:07:04Z")

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Um, **if6was9**.

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1399 "2003-09-14T05:15:20Z")

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**RotorHead** because I’m either following him or he’s following me from thread to thread tonight.

:paranoid glance over the shoulder:  
😃

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1400 "2003-09-14T05:15:21Z")

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Orange Skinner. Again. Or Abby.

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