# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1401 "2003-09-14T05:25:26Z")
_prognosticator telescope in hand, ready to take a look_ **Watcher of the Skies** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1402 "2003-09-14T05:26:26Z")
**Scribble** with a purple crayon. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1403 "2003-09-14T05:29:43Z")
**NoClueBoy** , maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1404 "2003-09-14T05:29:47Z")
Just missed by 10 minutes. Good try. Okay everybody give it up for **koeeooaddi**. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1405 "2003-09-14T05:55:56Z")
_prognosticator toga on_ **constantine** Nice to see you here, **Watcher**! ---
**Author:** ![Rayn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@Rayn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rayn)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1406 "2003-09-14T05:59:14Z")
Hi everyone, rather new to the boards, so I’ll just choose a random name. **Marley23** Wee! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1407 "2003-09-14T07:03:51Z")
Oh, but why choose when you can prognosticate? _prognosticator frying pan sizzling_ **Zoe** _wonders if **Zoe** likes stirfry_ ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1408 "2003-09-14T10:46:05Z")
I had a nasty encounter with some vodka, a bouncy castle and an elbow. I have a black eye coming! It is spoiling my delicate feminie beauty. Either **NoClueBoy** or **Coldfire**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1409 "2003-09-14T12:55:11Z")
A bouncy castle? Whazzat? And, **fizzy** … first it’s the wine pop, now some vodka, and you emerge mangled… Do you think Og is trying to tell you something? Wielding my prognosticator pitchfork, I prognosticate: **lel**! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1410 "2003-09-14T13:03:18Z")
Good Morning **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1411 "2003-09-14T13:09:41Z")
Good morning, **Abby**! I’m off to the barn now. Want to come along and fork manure? You get a pony ride afterwards. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1412 "2003-09-14T13:23:55Z")
No Thanks. I’ll wait here until **ChefGuy** stops in and offers breakfast. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1413 "2003-09-14T13:28:16Z")
Fork manure? That just sounds bad. Do you think it will **Rayn** today? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1414 "2003-09-14T13:30:59Z")
Is **norinew** out and about? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1415 "2003-09-14T13:51:18Z")
I thought this game might have gone on four 4 or five pages, maybe 200+ posts. Now, we near page 30 and post 1500! Hooddathunk? **Fzziygoodmkaefeelncie** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1416 "2003-09-14T16:56:56Z")
**quiltguy154** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1417 "2003-09-14T16:59:20Z")
Na, na na, na na na naaaaa, na na na naaaaa, hey **rolandguslinger**. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1418 "2003-09-14T17:16:18Z")
**NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1419 "2003-09-14T17:45:24Z")
~pops in randomly just to mess with the flow of things~ **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1420 "2003-09-14T19:07:01Z")
\*prognosticator highlighter open, highlighting name of **Fionn** \* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=70) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=72)