# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 72
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1421 "2003-09-14T19:26:14Z")
Guess what, y’all? I’m going to the fair today with my ex. omygawdwhatamithinking? **angua** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1422 "2003-09-14T19:28:42Z")
I cleaned my house today! So I will guess: **seal\_cleaner** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1423 "2003-09-14T19:33:50Z")
\*\*\*PURPLE MONKEY UNDERPANTS\*\*\* **Jaade** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1424 "2003-09-14T19:38:25Z")
I think I should clarify. I _did not_ clean my _seal_ today. I cleaned my _house_. My seal is still very dirty and he smells like fish. On that note: **sealamp** ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1425 "2003-09-14T19:49:53Z")
My seal’s breath smells like lampfood. **Seal clubber** , what’s your breath smell like? ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1426 "2003-09-14T20:01:17Z")
Froo. Where has that happy go lucky scamp **EddyTeddyFreddy** got to? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1427 "2003-09-14T20:01:57Z")
I took my car to the mechanic. He said, “Looks like you blew a seal.” I said, “Leave my personal life out of this.” **Gyrate** ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1428 "2003-09-14T20:18:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*\*\*\*PURPLE > > MONKEY > > UNDERPANTS\*\*\* > > **Jaade** \*\* Silly boy, I don’t wear underpants! ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1429 "2003-09-14T20:49:05Z")
Idle Thoughts ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1430 "2003-09-14T21:34:37Z")
**Rayn** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1431 "2003-09-14T22:02:36Z")
_cajoles prognosticator ex into thread_ **NoClueBoy** How’s the fair going, **NCB**? ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1432 "2003-09-14T22:12:17Z")
Oh, you do make me laugh. Even with an old joke like that. **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1433 "2003-09-14T22:43:43Z")
Me? You think of me THIS way? > [@](#): > > that happy go lucky scamp EddyTeddyFreddy Aw, shucks… and here I’ve been trying to cultivate a suave, sophisticated, debonair persona, with a soupcon of mystery and a taradiddle of intrigue. Maybe I need to change the angle of my hat? What say ye, **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1434 "2003-09-14T22:45:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Watcher of the Skies \* > \*\*Just missed by 10 minutes. Good try. Okay everybody give it up for **koeeooaddi**. \*\* ::raises hand:: Present. **sperfur** I bet you’re around here somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1435 "2003-09-14T22:48:39Z")
I is. I is. I is predicting: **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1436 "2003-09-14T22:50:07Z")
_prognosticator…ah, the heck with prognostication_ **koeeoaddi** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1437 "2003-09-14T23:10:21Z")
NOOOOOOOOOO! **lel**! You can’t give up your prognostication! You’re the prognosticator queen! **lel** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1438 "2003-09-14T23:26:19Z")
**lel** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1439 "2003-09-14T23:46:51Z")
Here be me. I am is of predicting to be it **sperfur** will provide me with dancing. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1440 "2003-09-14T23:51:24Z")
_boom shakka-lakka lakka boom_ That is just for **Lobsang**. Everyone else close your eyes. **EddyTeddyFreddy** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=71) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=73)