# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1461 "2003-09-15T12:28:53Z")
HALLO! I’ve got sumthin’ in my eye and I’m having trouble resisting the urge to rub it. **Angua**. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1462 "2003-09-15T12:30:06Z")
Don’t rub it. You’ll only make it worse. Gah. I sound like my mother! **fizzymakegoodfeelnice** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1463 "2003-09-15T12:33:02Z")
You could try handcuffs, **green\_bladder** – behind your back. 😛 My mom (in her middle 80s) has a hard time just seeing the screen, and with an almost useless right arm finds it difficult to type, but when her assisted living place put in a computer for the residents, she was the first to try it out. Never having computed before, she found it overwhelming, but succeeded in achieving email. **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**? ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1464 "2003-09-15T12:47:23Z")
yes? yes? What have I done now? **Angua/**? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1465 "2003-09-15T12:48:00Z")
**ETF** Good Morning y’all. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1466 "2003-09-15T12:48:33Z")
Or maybe even **Angua**? Who knows. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1467 "2003-09-15T12:49:41Z")
Afternoon. I’m going to start getting sulky with office equipment soon. the printer won’t play nice… **green\_bladder** ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1468 "2003-09-15T12:52:10Z")
_ding ding ding_ Handcuffs would be a good idea. Where do you think I could get a pair? All the fetish stores have closed already 😉 **EddyTeddyFreddy**. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1469 "2003-09-15T12:53:07Z")
**Fizzymakepostpredictionscometrue** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1470 "2003-09-15T12:54:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by green\_bladder \* > \*\*_ding ding ding_ > > Handcuffs would be a good idea. Where do you think I could get a pair? All the fetish stores have closed already 😉 > . \*\* Damn! i’m on fire 😉 Handcuffs, handcuffs… the local police department? 😉 **ETF** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1471 "2003-09-15T13:14:37Z")
'Ello, Poppit! **buckleberryFerry** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1472 "2003-09-15T13:34:23Z")
'Ello… I’m looking at pretty radio maps… **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1473 "2003-09-15T14:00:19Z")
**green\_bladder** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1474 "2003-09-15T15:18:23Z")
wibble wibble. The elephant is a dainty bird. **lel** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1475 "2003-09-15T15:43:48Z")
**Angua** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1476 "2003-09-15T15:56:33Z")
Never predict me on a Sunday. I’m never going to be here. That being said… **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1477 "2003-09-15T16:03:26Z")
My palantir is saying that someone with a huge flaming eyeball will post next. But I reckon it’ll be **fizzestothetop**. Stupid crappy palantir. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1478 "2003-09-15T16:10:22Z")
Going to check my eyeball in the mirror. **Idle Thoughts** ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1479 "2003-09-15T16:42:33Z")
the ' **Beast** with an _incredible_ break on the ball steps in front of \*\*Idle Thoughts[b/] to intercept \*\*AbbySthrnAccent \*\*'s throw… he’s gonna take it all the way to the house! TOUCHDOWN VERBENA **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1480 "2003-09-15T16:54:51Z")
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