# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 75
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1481 "2003-09-15T16:54:51Z")
Is **Lobsang** still about? ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1482 "2003-09-15T17:15:03Z")
I’m here. And I think you should all know that I just reached 400 posts. Now I feel like a _real_ man! **Angua**. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1483 "2003-09-15T17:37:24Z")
Congrats… Just for that I’ll pick you to post next, **fizzygood**. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1484 "2003-09-15T17:40:52Z")
Yipes. I thought **Fizzy** issy girl. :smack: Will **Beast** come back? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1485 "2003-09-15T18:01:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Cool! 🙂 > > If I weren’t IMing with my ex right now, I might have to verify… Um, did I type that in the right window? :eek: > We had fun at the fair. I don’t know what to think now because my other ex (the stripper) is talking to me about going out again, and I still have feelings for her, too. > > I guess I’ll just string them both along until it all ends in a horrible and very hurtful mess. > > **Lobsang** ’s mother is a teapot. \*\* Goodness darlin’, you have entirely too many women on the line… ~J ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1486 "2003-09-15T18:03:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \* > \*\*I’m here. And I think you should all know that I just reached 400 posts. Now I feel like a _real_ man! > > **Angua**. \*\* You’re a _ **bloke** _??? Bleeding heck. Why do I have it in my head that you’re a woman?? I’ve just got back from playing football (soccer), and I’m smelly. I need a shower… [Monty Python]No one, and I mean no one, is to imagine me naked in the shower. I mean it… [/Monty Python] **Abby** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1487 "2003-09-15T18:17:01Z")
**Lobsang** is actually… (drum roll …) _working_. **Angua** there’s some psychological thingybobmajig that says that if someone’s sex is unidentifiable then our noggin will assume they are the same sex as us. I always assumed **fizzyfeelnicegoodmakemonkeyface** is a man. I drepict **Angua**. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1488 "2003-09-15T18:23:07Z")
Aah… so I’m not being wierd then… **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1489 "2003-09-15T18:28:52Z")
If you consider what happens during a full moon to be _normal_ then no, you’re not weird. **Angua** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1490 "2003-09-15T18:30:16Z")
Heck, I’m an astronomer, I hate the full moon as it is. 😛 **fizzymakegoodfeelnice** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1491 "2003-09-15T19:03:02Z")
We need new pronouns for this board, gender-neutral, given how many of us have, er, ambiguous names. 😉 Although s/he and s/him look :eek: don’t they? What say you, **Idle Thoughts**? Glad to see you wandering in again! ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1492 "2003-09-15T20:10:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\ ***Lobsang** is actually… (drum roll …) _working_. > \*\* I is actually… (drum roll …) _not_. **fizzygoodsmellyrice** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1493 "2003-09-15T20:15:42Z")
**Lobsang** , **Angua** , then **ETF** ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1494 "2003-09-15T20:20:52Z")
the 'Beast with an incredible break on the ball steps in front of \*\*lobsang[\b] to intercept **AbbySthrnAccent** 's throw… he’s gonna take it all the way to the house! TOUCHDOWN VERBENA!!! **Angua** ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1495 "2003-09-15T20:21:55Z")
and I STILL can’t code… sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1496 "2003-09-15T20:23:55Z")
Hi ho, hi ho, ignore the work and go To mundane stuff, that 's pointless too Hi ho, hi Oh, hello, boss. What? No, that was **Angua** goofing off. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1497 "2003-09-15T20:56:25Z")
Pretending that I didn’t code so horribly up there and predicting **VerbenaBeast** will be back. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1498 "2003-09-15T21:17:37Z")
Yo. **verbenabeast** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1499 "2003-09-15T21:32:25Z")
Okay, **verbenabeast** , if three of us ask, will you grace us with your presence? ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1500 "2003-09-15T21:51:03Z")
Guess not. Four? **verbenaneast** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=74) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=76)