# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![InTheField](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@InTheField](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InTheField)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1501 "2003-09-15T22:08:13Z")
Sadly, it was not to be. However, I believe that **Otto** is in the house… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1502 "2003-09-15T22:14:27Z")
So he **Otto** turn up pretty quick, huh? ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1503 "2003-09-15T22:18:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > \*\*You’re a _ **bloke** _??? Bleeding heck. Why do I have it in my head that you’re a woman?? > \*\* I am a girl! I was jusrt being silly! I naddition, I im a girl whose just got back from the pub. Happy fizzy. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Lobsang_ > **I always assumed fizzyfeelnicegoodmakemonkeyface is a man.** **Lobsang** , you’re going to pay! I don;t quite know how, but you are. Um. Hmm. I predicct **EddyTeddyFreddd** ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1504 "2003-09-15T22:36:14Z")
better late than never? **ETF** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1505 "2003-09-15T22:38:19Z")
> [@](#): > > Happy fizzy. Karmac, opening envelope: “What came after ‘Fizzy Happy’ during the introduction of that Lendervedder chap to that FeelNice broad.” Next up: **lel** ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1506 "2003-09-15T22:41:41Z")
Nope. **verbenabeast** , you better still be out there _growl_. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1507 "2003-09-15T23:21:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jaade \* > \*\*Goodness darlin’, you have entirely too many women on the line… > > ~J \*\* The Brontosaurus was large and placid. Did I happen to mention the girl I went out with last weekend? That makes three. (She was nice) I seriously have no idea how I’m goin to work this out. Time to start slaughtering toads and reading their entrails. Bummer. I was saving them for the big cookout next weekend. Oh, by the by… about 17 pages back, **fizzy** and I were having a major flirt fest. No marraige involved, like with **lel** , but still, her girliness came across loud and clear to me. 🙂 Life is like a box of chocolates, you know. If things start getting hot, you usually end up sticky. **knowed\_out** ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1508 "2003-09-15T23:55:56Z")
who asked for flaccid Brontosaurus?!?! Will a turgid 'Beast do? **Super\_Gnat** ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1509 "2003-09-16T00:22:03Z")
You rang? (I don’t have an underscore on, though.) **EddyTeddyFreddy**? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1510 "2003-09-16T00:28:50Z")
**_E\_d\_d\_y\_T\_e\_d\_d\_y\_F\_r\_e\_d\_d\_y_** ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1511 "2003-09-16T00:31:22Z")
now THAT’S comedy! Sorry, **Gnat** … still looking for **_ETF_** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1512 "2003-09-16T00:31:52Z")
**_f\_i\_z\_z\_y\_g\_o\_o\_d\_m\_a\_k\_e\_f\_e\_e\_l\_n\_i\_c\_e_** _ **I\_n\_T\_h\_e\_F\_i\_e\_l\_d** _ ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1513 "2003-09-16T00:32:41Z")
**VBeast** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1514 "2003-09-16T00:34:37Z")
**AbSn’ent** ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1515 "2003-09-16T00:36:38Z")
Surprise! **Verbenabeast** ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1516 "2003-09-16T00:40:05Z")
Whhheheheheheheeeeeee!!! **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1517 "2003-09-16T00:41:31Z")
**AbbySthrnAccent** ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1518 "2003-09-16T00:53:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*The Brontosaurus was large and placid. > Did I happen to mention the girl I went out with last weekend? > > That makes three. (She was nice) > > I seriously have no idea how I’m goin to work this out. Time to start slaughtering toads and reading their entrails. Bummer. I was saving them for the big cookout next weekend. > > Oh, by the by… about 17 pages back, **fizzy** and I were having a major flirt fest. No marraige involved, like with **lel** , but still, her girliness came across loud and clear to me. 🙂 > > Life is like a box of chocolates, you know. If things start getting hot, you usually end up sticky. > > **knowed\_out** \*\* Dear me…I guess I should stop competing for your affections then. ~wink~ A girl can only handle so much competition… **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1519 "2003-09-16T01:23:52Z")
I’m here! I’m here! Sorry to be late – I could hear you calling, but the wheels fell off my buggy. Oh, well. No use guessing me for a while – having fed cats and horses, I’m off for my own supper. So I will fling out my guess – _“Whhheheheheheheeeeeee!!!”_ – **verbenabeast** , is that you I hear whinnying? And depart for the Kitchen of Mystifying Meals. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1520 "2003-09-16T01:32:10Z")
whinnying? Neigh? **Jaade**? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=75) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=77)