# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 79
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1561 "2003-09-16T15:38:36Z")
I predict that there will be naked people wrestling in pudding at my house on September 27th. I also predict that **NCB** will be the next poster. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1562 "2003-09-16T15:41:33Z")
Nice one **Angwee Baby**! Have fun tonight. I really really wish we could get **Cecil** into this thread. Everybody wish really really hard. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1563 "2003-09-16T15:43:54Z")
_I wish for **Cecil** _ Well, I know I’m happy. Just doing final final checks before I print it out properly and hand it in. I’m so happy! Wheee!!! **sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1564 "2003-09-16T15:54:32Z")
**FizzylelAnguaETF** You’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1565 "2003-09-16T15:58:38Z")
But not I? **AbbySthrnAccent** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1566 "2003-09-16T16:32:39Z")
Nope. Me. But I’m going soon, so you shall be devoid of my wit and charm… **ETF** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1567 "2003-09-16T17:07:17Z")
**Hey you!** No, not you. I’m talking to **Hey you!** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1568 "2003-09-16T17:23:17Z")
**Pink Peeps** ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1569 "2003-09-16T17:57:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \* > \*\ ***Jaade** \*\* I tried, the hamsters hated me. I gave up after ten minutes and went to bed… ~J ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1570 "2003-09-16T19:01:15Z")
Gosh, did I miss anything? I’ve been limericking and now I can’t get the damned rhythym out of my head. Ba-DING ba-da-DING ba-da-DING… ☹ Congratulations, **Angua**! 🙂 Hoist a pint for me at the :pub! Meanwhile, who’ll drop in next? **Fizzy** on a wild turkey chase? Or will **RotorHead** whirl by? ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1571 "2003-09-16T19:04:58Z")
Sometimes, I stand at the top of the kitchen stairs and hide. I’ll peek around the corner and see the Monster Kitty looking up and me and I’ll duck back. Peek-duck. Peeeeek-duck. Peeeeeeeeek-duck. The Monster Kitty will MYYOOOOWWWW and come running up the stairs, at which time I jump out and yell: BOOOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!! **MaggieTheCat** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1572 "2003-09-16T19:53:49Z")
_prognosticator pens on desk_ **Inky-** _prognosticator calendar wrapped and given to **NoClueBoy** to keep track of his many dates_ ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1573 "2003-09-16T20:03:22Z")
**Sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1574 "2003-09-16T20:06:36Z")
_jumps out and yells BOOOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!! at **Abby** _ **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1575 "2003-09-16T20:21:59Z")
:collapses in fright: as she says **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1576 "2003-09-16T21:11:14Z")
_prognosticator invisibility cloak on_ **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1577 "2003-09-16T21:21:57Z")
Hey, **sperfur** , you try that boooga routine with the real EddyTeddyFreddy and you’ll be lunch meat, ya know? Not that I’m threatening you or anything; just a word to the wise, dig? I mean, visitors sometimes ask me if I need a license to keep pet tigers, if you get my drift. Have you revived yet, **Abby**? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1578 "2003-09-16T22:08:29Z")
Yeah, I’m gonna pay for all that running around, I just know it. The writing’s on the wall. btw…How do I get rid of graffiti? If you build it, they will come. \*\ ***InTheFeild**. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1579 "2003-09-16T22:21:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Seven \* > \*\*Nope. I was on the moon. Sorry. There aren’t ISPs on the moon. > > **Flamsterette\_X** \*\* Sorry, I was discussing toilet books with a friend at the time. No fair guessing me as I think I’ll be off to drown my pre-birthday jaded cynicism sorrows. (Translation: I’m going to get something to DRINK, dammit! I’m getting too old for my own good…) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1580 "2003-09-16T22:36:56Z")
_prognosticator birthday cake in oven_ Happy Birthday, **Flami**! And please don’t mention that you’re getting too old when the first digit in your age still begins with two! 😛 Oh, a prediction. Let’s see, how about **ccwaterback**? _watches **Flami** blow out prognosticator birthday candles_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=78) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=80)