# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/141 "2003-09-01T03:55:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> **lel** wednesday week? Sure. Remind me to tell **tomndeb**!

Superb! While we’re at it, can we bring **Mr. Blue Sky**?

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/142 "2003-09-01T03:56:34Z")

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Woo! Two so far 🙂

**Scribble** are you done in the hijack thread and headed back over here?

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/143 "2003-09-01T03:57:26Z")

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Nope!

And, incidentally, I’m 29, with brown curly hair. Brown almond-shaped eyes, framed by small wire-rimmed glasses. I’m 5’5", approx. 115 lbs., and I like…oh, wait a minute. Wrong thread.

**Abby** again.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/144 "2003-09-01T03:58:05Z")

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Yeah, that’s what I want to know!

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/145 "2003-09-01T03:58:36Z")

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Ack! The simulpost fairy has touched me with her (his?) magic wand, yet again.

And the “nope” was a reply to **NoClueBoy** , not **Abby**.

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/146 "2003-09-01T03:59:12Z")

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[Can’t let the lady down!](http://strike9.com/file.aspx?path=%2ffizzy%2ffullsize%2falicetattoo.jpg)  
I predict… **Abby**. Just because.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/147 "2003-09-01T03:59:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \*  
> \*\*  
> (Is there a limit to how much you can post to a thread?) \*\*

Ha!

**lel** is okay to get **Polycarp** to officiate? or are you Wiccan? I can’t remember. Maybe **Tars tarkas** can be my best man. Any ideas for other groom’smen/women? Who are yours, btw?

**scott evil**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/148 "2003-09-01T03:59:53Z")

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**Muffin** this time. (Another poster I had the gender wrong on for quite awhile.)

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/149 "2003-09-01T04:03:26Z")

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Did **fizzes** link work for anyone else?

I think **Flamsterette\_X** is following me again.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/150 "2003-09-01T04:04:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> **lel** is okay to get **Polycarp** to officiate? or are you Wiccan? I can’t remember. Maybe **Tars tarkas** can be my best man. Any ideas for other groom’smen/women? Who are yours, btw?

I think **Polycarp** would be a wonderful idea, even though I’m not even a theist at all! Sounds good to me!

Let’s see…I’m not big on picking the groomsmen/bridesmaids, but we need an invitation list! Let’s get **Aholibah** for some assistance, or maybe even **vanilla**.

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/151 "2003-09-01T04:06:47Z")

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Is the link busted? It worked for me.

I predict NoClueBoy!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/152 "2003-09-01T04:07:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \*  
> \*\*I think **Flamsterette\_X** is following me again. \*\*

I am not! 😃

(besides, I’m busy playing Text Twist! 🆒 )

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/153 "2003-09-01T04:09:42Z")

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The next person to post here will be from Austrailia.

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/154 "2003-09-01T04:10:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \*  
> \*\*I am not! 😃
> 
> (besides, I’m busy playing Text Twist! 🆒 )
> 
> F\_X \*\*

Good idea. I’ll follow you.

**lel** is next.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/155 "2003-09-01T04:13:52Z")

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Well, **Kn(\*)ckers** and **Zeldar** for sure.

All this time, I thought you were some sort of theist. Al those **His4Ever** threads and what no.

**BuckleberryFerry** , my captain on the Ted, might take us to an island of white sand beaches and hidden rum, if we ask her kindly like now. Yarr.

**Darwin’s Finch**  
No, wait!

**Quasimodem**

And then, within 5 posts, **Monstre**.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/156 "2003-09-01T04:15:50Z")

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After me, of course.

I’m still waiting for **Zeldar**.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/157 "2003-09-01T04:24:46Z")

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Hey, you never know… although maybe _fizzestothetop_ might make an appearance again.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/158 "2003-09-01T04:31:04Z")

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Grargh.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/159 "2003-09-01T04:37:04Z")

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Did you mean Gr **arr** gh **matey**?  
\*\*ScubaBen

Tunabreath\*\*

and sometime tomorrow, **kallessa**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/160 "2003-09-01T04:38:42Z")

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And **Welby** by Monday.

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