# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1601 "2003-09-17T06:29:02Z")

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Nope, she won’t. 3700 for me!

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1602 "2003-09-17T09:42:37Z")

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Good morning people. I had a nice night last night, and discovered that Guiness is actually very nice, and full of iron 🙂

**fizzymakegoodfeelnice**

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1603 "2003-09-17T09:45:41Z")

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How’d your midterm paper go?

_peers into crystal ball_ erm… **Lobsang**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1604 "2003-09-17T09:48:35Z")

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Well, I got it handed in, on time. Now I just have to wait for my supervisor (advisor) to get back from holiday, and we can talk about it.

Pesky proposal time now.

**F\_X**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1605 "2003-09-17T10:37:54Z")

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Sinus headache leads to insomnia. Sinus medication leads to logy lethargy. I hate the change of seasons. Early Spring and early Autumn always get me this way. Little peckers.

I love Guiness and Harp. Very tasty quaffs. Y’all got Fosters over there?

Do you know why American beers are like making love in a canoe? Because it’s f\*\*king close to water. Ha. Ah ha ha, ha…

WWI fighter ace **Sofa King**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1606 "2003-09-17T12:39:26Z")

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Nope, the astronomer with the mostest, Angua 🙂

Yeah, we have Fosters, tastes like rat’s piss though. 😛

**NCB**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1607 "2003-09-17T13:11:19Z")

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Good Morning folks. **Archergal** come on down!

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1608 "2003-09-17T14:31:30Z")

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_waves fingers in front of **EddyTeddyFreddy’s** face and says ticky ticky ticky dee…_

_turns and runs before **ETF** can swat her with a paw_

_stops to make sure **ETF** is giving chase_

**MonkeyMule**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1609 "2003-09-17T15:28:42Z")

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Hello… Why do you want **ETF** to chase you?

**sperfur**

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1610 "2003-09-17T15:35:17Z")

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Ah ha ha!!!

Er, **verbenabeast**.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1611 "2003-09-17T15:48:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \*  
> \*\*Ah ha ha!!!
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> \*\*

Ah ha ha ha ha!

**lel**

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1612 "2003-09-17T15:49:23Z")

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Kitties just like to play. If I’m not chasing a kitty, then a kitty is probably chasing me.

I bet **Horseflesh** could tell us a thing or two about chasing kitties…

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1613 "2003-09-17T16:01:27Z")

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Oohh… playful kitties 🙂

Hmmm… Chasing kitties is fun! _rrrooooaar_

**verbenabeast**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1614 "2003-09-17T16:15:01Z")

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Second **VerbenaBeast** or maybe **sperfur** will come back.

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1615 "2003-09-17T17:07:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*  
> \*\*Ah ha ha ha ha!  
> \*\*

HA HA HA HA HA!

HE HE HE HE HE!

HO HO HO HO HO!

**Aslan**

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1616 "2003-09-17T17:21:22Z")

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“Speak of the 'Beast”…  
eh, \*\* Angua\*\*?

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1617 "2003-09-17T18:03:10Z")

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\*\* NoClueBoy\*\*

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1618 "2003-09-17T18:16:28Z")

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**Lobsang**. If you post next in this thread I’ll bake you a big cake.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1619 "2003-09-17T18:37:23Z")

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I like pie  
**Wanker**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1620 "2003-09-17T19:22:56Z")

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**NoClueBoy, verbenabeast, Abby**  
**Angua** and **sperfur** – not shabby!  
**fizzygood** makes feel nice!  
**Lobsang** never posts twice.  
**Flamsterette** is the essence of savvy.

To all the Dopers I’ve left out,  
Please, be not wroth, be not in doubt  
In my regard, you stand as high  
I just can’t make a rhyme to fly  
With everyone! 'Twould leaden be  
And way too long for even me.  
So please forgive, cut me some slack  
And be not tempted me to :smack:!

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