# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 83
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1641 "2003-09-18T03:21:14Z")
Your wish is granted, milady! But where is **lel** tonight? ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1642 "2003-09-18T03:28:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \* > \*\*I wish **ETF** back to post. \*\* Your first wish has been fulfilled. You have two more wishes. **Lobsang**? I’m giving you one more chance… ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1643 "2003-09-18T03:29:46Z")
I bet **lel** is sneaking up on **lobsang** to steal an L, so **lel** can become **lell**. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1644 "2003-09-18T03:36:52Z")
I bet **lel** is sneaking up on **lobsang** to steal an L, so **lel** can become **lell**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1645 "2003-09-18T05:12:08Z")
Aha! I see **Abby** has fallen victim to the Curse of the Dread Double-L Post! **lel** , where are you? Did you fly off with **RotorHead** today? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1646 "2003-09-18T05:24:53Z")
lelLo is busy stealing letters from **bsang**. _prognosticator multiplication tables in front of self_ **DaddyTimesTwo** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1647 "2003-09-18T05:26:23Z")
Eep. I meant: lel **Lo** is **b** usy **s** tealing letters from **ang**. I still prognosticate **DaddyTimesTwo**. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1648 "2003-09-18T05:32:40Z")
nt nly hs ll stl l m lttrs, bt sh stl m vwls swll! **NClBy** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1649 "2003-09-18T05:35:43Z")
ooaeoenyeeueoeyoeae. Go take your vowels, **Lobsang**. _prognosticator vowel machine on_ **koeeoaddi** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1650 "2003-09-18T06:12:04Z")
Oh c’mon. Youse guys keep predicting the same 6-8 people. That’s like me standing by an intersection and predicting the light will turn red within the next 3 minutes. Going out on an actual limb here: I predict **L.Ron Hoover** will make his triumphant return to the boards right here tonight, as the very next poster in this very thread. Happy ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1651 "2003-09-18T06:17:28Z")
Oh c’mon. Youse guys keep predicting the same 6-8 people. That’s like me standing by an intersection and predicting the light will turn red within the next 3 minutes. Going out on an actual limb here: I predict **L.Ron Hoover** will make his triumphant return to the boards right here tonight, as the very next poster in this very thread. Happy ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1652 "2003-09-18T06:27:49Z")
[sheepish[**Happy Lendervedder** has a point [/sheepish] I predict **lel** , **ETF** , and **NCB**. ok ok ok! I predict **IceWolf** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1653 "2003-09-18T08:17:20Z")
Nope, you get a different wolf… 🙂 I predict **Francesca** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1654 "2003-09-18T12:24:08Z")
Good afternoon all. I predict **vivalostwages**. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1655 "2003-09-18T12:49:45Z")
Because the same six people are the ones that are playing. **Fizzy** Good Morning. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1656 "2003-09-18T12:53:10Z")
It’s like one big happy prognosticating family! **Anguaaaa** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1657 "2003-09-18T12:55:58Z")
See how it works when you predict the ones that are playing? 😃 I’ll go with **Angua** stopping by also, but not before I hit submit. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1658 "2003-09-18T13:05:41Z")
Boo. Just got back from a group meeting, where my name has been bandied about for anything to do with schools liason and public outreach. **Fizzygoodmakefeelnice** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1659 "2003-09-18T14:02:02Z")
How’s about **FreakFreely**? ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1660 "2003-09-18T14:15:34Z")
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