# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1661 "2003-09-18T14:18:23Z")
Hmmm… You can’t taunt him now he’s not here. **AbbySthrnAccent** I really really ought to be writing this proposal… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1662 "2003-09-18T14:19:33Z")
Does the international dateline have a money back guarantee? Or is it like all the other 1-900 numbers? **SlickRoenick** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1663 "2003-09-18T15:21:55Z")
Sorry I was slow. **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1664 "2003-09-18T16:36:11Z")
Boo. I’m sat here, waiting for my collaborators’ comments on this dratted proposal. I really need to get email access at home… **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1665 "2003-09-18T16:46:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*Oh c’mon. Youse guys keep predicting the same 6-8 people. That’s like me standing by an intersection and predicting the light will turn red within the next 3 minutes. > > Happy \*\* Nuh uh! I’ve been shotgunning like mad about every third post! 😛 [For **Angua**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=152543). Okay, you guys can look, too. ( **Baker** ’s response was cool.) ((And \*\* japatlgt\*\*'s.)) One bit, two bits, three bits, a peso! All for **Zorro** , stand up and say so! ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1666 "2003-09-18T17:29:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **Nuh uh! I’ve been shotgunning like mad about every third post! 😛 > [For Angua](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=152543). Okay, you guys can look, too. (Baker’s response was cool.) ((And \*\* > japatlgt**’s.)) > > \*\* That was so good. 😉 Crustless bread is evil and must die!!! **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1667 "2003-09-18T18:56:57Z")
Another vote for the heel of the loaf! Especially of Anadama bread, toasted just right and slathered with butter. Mmmmmmm… I’d love to predict **RotorHead** , but he must be getting pounded by Isabel right now. Hope she doesn’t make soggy toast out of him. So… okay, **Happy L-man** , this one’s for you: **Fretful Porpentine**! ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1668 "2003-09-18T19:22:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > **I’d love to predict RotorHead, but he must be getting pounded by Isabel right now.** Out of context (or if it takes you a few minutes to figure out who Isabel is) this just doesn’t sound right. Its time for a post from the incredibly sexy **Lobsang**. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1669 "2003-09-18T19:34:25Z")
**ETF** :tosses catnip as lure: ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1670 "2003-09-18T19:54:11Z")
yumm catnip. **Aldebaran**? guess not, huh. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1671 "2003-09-18T21:03:05Z")
**sperfur** you are starting to worry me. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1672 "2003-09-18T21:29:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \* > \*\*Because the same six people are the ones that are playing. > > **Fizzy** Good Morning. \*\* > [@](#): > > See how it works when you predict the ones that are playing? > > I’ll go with Angua stopping by also, but not before I hit submit. These are your second and third wishes. My duties to you have now been discharged. _disappears in a puff of smoke_ * * * _reappears for a moment_ Oh, yes, guess. Think I’ll rub **sperfur** ’s lamp. _disapppears again_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1673 "2003-09-18T21:58:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gum \* > \*\*yumm catnip. > > **Aldebaran**? > > guess not, huh. \*\* Hooray! Fresh meat! **Lobbers** , do you speak any [Manx?](http://homepages.enterprise.net/kelly/) [How to find a pub.](http://www.isle-of-man.com/) **White Ink** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1674 "2003-09-18T22:04:39Z")
I have a singing birdy alarm clock and a suggestive bottle opener. Now I’ve made you all jealous! Admit it, I have! **Aslan of Narnia** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1675 "2003-09-18T22:14:28Z")
What’s _in_ the suggestive bottle? **the man who** ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1676 "2003-09-18T23:06:28Z")
Why, me, of course! Didn’t you see me grant **AbbyStrnAccent** ’s wishes? **Looooobbb-saaaaaang** Where aaaaaare yoooouuuu??? ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1677 "2003-09-19T01:08:39Z")
Now, how the hell did I miss this thread for so long? I name… **Fenris** ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1678 "2003-09-19T01:21:51Z")
_peers into crystal ball_ I predict **Super Gnat**! _wonders as to why he has a crystal ball on his desk_ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1679 "2003-09-19T01:35:47Z")
Hey, **photopat** , welcome to the … Ummmmmmm … Boy, the Word Queen is stumped for an adjective here. Anyway, I’ll guess you back! **Happy Lendervedder** , are you happy now? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1680 "2003-09-19T01:45:09Z")
Hmm, seems like it’s just the two of us online at the moment… so… uhh… yo predigo **EddyTreddyFeddy** … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=83) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=85)