# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1681 "2003-09-19T01:56:19Z")

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(Battling urge to hide behind cat and 😛 at predictor)

Hi there, **green\_bladder**! Y’all come back now, y’hear?

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1682 "2003-09-19T02:24:05Z")

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Peek-a-boo, I see you! Come on out from behind that cat, for you are my predictee once again, **ETF**! (now that’s something I’ve never had to say)

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1683 "2003-09-19T03:06:10Z")

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I knew a guy from Wales that I thought had an Oedipus complex.

Turns out he just didn’t like cats.

(you moight ‘ave t’ tink aboot that one)  
**easy e**

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1684 "2003-09-19T03:17:32Z")

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Oh! Oedipus! hahahuhhah ahhha ha…ha… _sigh_

Er… **Davebear** …

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1685 "2003-09-19T03:33:03Z")

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(Pondering furiously; muttering “Oedipus” over and over… dawn breaks over Marblehead…)

Hey, **NoClueBoy** – you didn’t happen to be looking in MY direction when you said that, huh? HUH???

I predict: The non-Manila thriller: **Scylla**!!!

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1686 "2003-09-19T03:35:36Z")

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Nope. **green\_bladder**?

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1687 "2003-09-19T03:43:11Z")

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not that fresh **NoClueBoy** I’ve been here before. Congrats on the lenght of this thread. 🙂

ummmm; **Angua** still around?

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1688 "2003-09-19T04:18:59Z")

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Sorry if anyone predicted me froom about 2 PM (PST) yesterday till just now. I was busy celebrating my birthday, and then having a nightmare about teratomas.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1689 "2003-09-19T04:19:05Z")

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Sorry if anyone predicted me froom about 2 PM (PST) yesterday till just now. I was busy celebrating my birthday, and then having a nightmare about teratomas.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1690 "2003-09-19T04:20:00Z")

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**Happy** , I’ve gone out on many limbs!

_prognosticator deck of cards out_

**Jack Batty**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1691 "2003-09-19T06:02:08Z")

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Nay, neigh.

Why am I still up at this hour?

Perhaps **vivalostwages** will drop in to enlighten me.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1692 "2003-09-19T06:41:48Z")

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Ah, nice to see some people join me out on this here limb!  
Didjya know my left testicle prognosticates? It’s true. Not very well; in fact, his record is about as disappointing as Ol’ Righty, who just mostly sits there.

Prognosticor ball says: **not mr john**

Ol’ righty says: **crazy4chaucer**  
Happy concludes: 2 shots of Jager is 3 too many.  
_Exeunt_

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1693 "2003-09-19T08:15:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by gum \*  
> \*\*  
> ummmm; **Angua** still around? \*\*

At 4:30 in the morning? I was safely tucked up in bed, dreaming sweet dreams.

**Happy Lendervedder**

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1694 "2003-09-19T12:05:06Z")

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I am not he. I predict **radar ralf**.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1695 "2003-09-19T12:42:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \*  
> \*\*I am not he. I predict **radar ralf**. \*\*

Nope, sorry. The Turtle Wizard moves slowly, but he moved in here?

In the spirit of the game, I predict that the one, the only…our fearless leader…

**CECIL**

will post next.

Hey, it can’t be any worse than some of the other guesses 🙂

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1696 "2003-09-19T13:00:44Z")

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Hmmmmmm… let me see…

Predict the next poster’s the game  
With guesses both clever and lame.  
**fizzygood**? **NCB**?  
Who can tell who 'twill be?  
I say **if6was9** is the name!

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1697 "2003-09-19T13:33:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lobsang \*  
> \*\ ***sperfur** you are starting to worry me. :dubious: \*\*

Why?

_expression of pure innocence_

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1698 "2003-09-19T13:34:36Z")

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Ooh. Ooh. I need to predict:

**fizzygoodmakefeelnice**

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1699 "2003-09-19T13:40:29Z")

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Hmm, let’s see if **Flamsterette\_X** has recovered from her party…

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1700 "2003-09-19T13:45:15Z")

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Hello… Today I am battling with a program called AIPS. I wonder if it likes bananas? 🙂

I call **sperfur**

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