# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 86
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1701 "2003-09-19T13:52:57Z")
The date: July 4, 2002 The location: Cousin Patty’s annual July 4th party One of ‘the gay boys’ (term of endearment - don’t get your panties in a wad) mother comes out onto the porch in the middle of the huge fireworks display. She screams at him to come inside - she needs him to lance a boil on her ‘monkey’. OMG **MonkeyMule** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1702 "2003-09-19T13:58:47Z")
Good Morning, y’all. I brought donuts. **Angua** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1703 "2003-09-19T14:01:03Z")
Oooh… Donuts… yum… **fizzyfeelgoodmakenice** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1704 "2003-09-19T14:04:07Z")
Ahoy, me mates! Whot be the problem 'ere now? Arrr! Not enough pirates! That’s whot it be, don’t ye know… **ArrrMatey** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1705 "2003-09-19T14:16:16Z")
Ahoy! It be talk like a pirate day, don’t it? Shiver me timbers! I sound like a cross between a pirate and Fat Albert! **look!ninjas** ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1706 "2003-09-19T14:33:55Z")
It be the ol’ ‘Beastie… better known in these waters as Bloody Jack Cash, ARRR! After a cruise o’ the main chasin’ booty, nuthin’ puts a grin on me face like Sweeeeeet donuts! Arrr! Where be **AbbySthrnAccent** \> ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1707 "2003-09-19T14:44:14Z")
Righto Mate! I think it’s time for **Dr Pepper** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1708 "2003-09-19T15:04:18Z")
Arr Matey! Shiver me timbers, or I’ll make ye walk the plank! Methinks **verbenabeeastie** should be making an apperance. Aarrr! ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1709 "2003-09-19T15:06:10Z")
Arrrrrrr. HHaaaaaaa. HHAAAArrrrrr… **HAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR** Ooh I feel better for that. So… what’s all this about pirates? **photopat** ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1710 "2003-09-19T15:06:58Z")
Arr… ten thousand thunderin’ typhooooooons… Who should I predict next… hmm… **boy** , I have absolutely **no clue**. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1711 "2003-09-19T15:27:35Z")
Arrrr! It be “Talk Like a Pirate Day”, ye landlubber! Avast, **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**! Arr! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1712 "2003-09-19T15:39:17Z")
Arrrrrr! Matey. **Philster** you’re next up for the plank. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1713 "2003-09-19T15:50:16Z")
Aaarrr… **green\_bladder’d** be next… aar… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1714 "2003-09-19T15:58:31Z")
WILL YOU CRAZY PEOPLE STOP THIS GROWLING ALREADY??? YOU’RE SCARING MY CATS!!! Thak you very much, and I nominate **Hamadryad** as our next guest. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1715 "2003-09-19T16:01:09Z")
Aaww… sorry **ETF** … How about I tickle the cats under the chin? Do they like bananas? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1716 "2003-09-19T16:23:19Z")
Or bandanas, mebbee? **Captain Blunty** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1717 "2003-09-19T16:28:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Or bandanas, mebbee? > \*\* How about bananananananas? Captain **Angua** at your service. Arr!. 😉 **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1718 "2003-09-19T16:45:32Z")
**HARR!!!** **Sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1719 "2003-09-19T17:02:06Z")
Haar! Haarrrr Harr! **Another vote for sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1720 "2003-09-19T17:04:54Z")
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