# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 87
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1721 "2003-09-19T17:07:36Z")
Or even better, vote for **Sperfur** for Belly Dancing PIRATE Queen! ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1722 "2003-09-19T17:09:28Z")
Harrrr! I’ll second that matey! **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** the Pirate Student, who can cook pasta in a kettle. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1723 "2003-09-19T17:33:22Z")
And really bad eggs. **Scuba\_Ben** ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1724 "2003-09-19T17:41:58Z")
If I was a pirate, I think I’d be a rum-swilling pirate. Not a belly dancing pirate, by any stretch of the imagination. **sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1725 "2003-09-19T17:56:36Z")
How about a belly dancing pirate with a monkey? **CrazyMonkey** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1726 "2003-09-19T18:00:34Z")
Arr, damn yer eyes, splice the deck, scrub the rigging, arrrr! Bloody parrot arrrr! **1920’s style Death Ray** ---
**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1727 "2003-09-19T18:10:24Z")
I’d like to get me hands on this Death Ray contraption, it’d surely help me plunderin’. Fizzy Shall return! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1728 "2003-09-19T18:28:55Z")
**ETF** Sorry about the growling. [sup]grrr[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1729 "2003-09-19T18:53:25Z")
MIAOWWWWW!!! There – now look what you’ve done. All that growling has awakened Eddy from his afternoon nap. Do you _really_ want to deal with a grumpy lynx-sized tigercat? :eek: Maybe he’ll settle down if we toss Many-Fishes **Polycarp** to him? ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1730 "2003-09-19T19:42:24Z")
**whuckfistle!!!** What do I win? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1731 "2003-09-19T19:58:32Z")
A zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns. **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1732 "2003-09-19T20:01:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by whuckfistle \* > \*\ ***whuckfistle!!!** > > What do I win? \*\* My respect and admiration. Plus, a zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns. **NailBunny** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1733 "2003-09-19T20:05:04Z")
**aaaaaarrgg** will post next ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1734 "2003-09-19T20:06:04Z")
My respect and admiration, zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, and week’s worth of monkey dreams. **A Monkey With A Gun** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1735 "2003-09-19T20:13:16Z")
A zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, **NCB** ’s respect and admiration, a weeks worth of monkey dreams, and a flat Dr Pepper. **Angua** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1736 "2003-09-19T20:17:25Z")
My respect and admiration, zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, a week’s worth of monkey dreams and a scoop. Hang 'em from the yardarm! **Sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1737 "2003-09-19T20:36:32Z")
My respect and admiration, zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr. Pepper, a scoop, and a deceased wild turkey. **Angua** , stop chasing my cats! ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1738 "2003-09-19T20:40:20Z")
My tuuuuuurrrrrrkey! **EddyTeddyFreddy** _sniff_ ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1739 "2003-09-19T20:41:56Z")
My respect and admiration, a zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr. Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, and bag full of cat poo. **MonkeyMensch** ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1740 "2003-09-19T20:45:34Z")
**whuckfistle!!** - this is easy!! My respect and admiration, zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr. Pepper, a scoop, and a deceased wild turkey, and a bag full of cat poop. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=86) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=88)