# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 88
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1741 "2003-09-19T20:49:45Z")
So, are you predicting yourself? If not, I’m confused. **DeskMonkey** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1742 "2003-09-19T20:53:14Z")
My respect and admiration, a zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr. Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, and a donkey named Dudley. Come here, my lemon-fresh **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**! ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1743 "2003-09-19T20:58:48Z")
Only 17 minutes 'till the weekend. Yay! Whose up next? Since I’m on a monkey kick: **Monkey Chews** Now, 16 minutes 'till the weekend. I’m going to go potty. When I get back, I bet there will be less than 12 minutes 'till the weekend! ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1744 "2003-09-19T21:05:40Z")
I pee too fast. You guys aren’t making the weekend get here any sooner by entertaining me… 😛 **labmonkey** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1745 "2003-09-19T21:19:01Z")
A monkey killed my Daddy! No, wait! He’s not dead. **TheLoadedDog** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1746 "2003-09-19T22:11:06Z")
My respect and admiration, a zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr. Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley and a loaded dog. \*\*KnightedVorpalSword[b/] ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1747 "2003-09-19T22:18:35Z")
My respect and admiration, a zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr. Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, and a twenty porn pop-up ads! **Fizzy**! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1748 "2003-09-19T22:48:38Z")
A zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a weeks worth of monkey dreams, and a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads and twelve penis lengthening spammails. **spefur** ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1749 "2003-09-19T22:57:05Z")
A zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a weeks worth of monkey dreams, and a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads and twelve penis lengthening spammails, and Elvis in a can. **EddyTeddyFreddy** ’s next, by the way. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1750 "2003-09-19T23:04:30Z")
A zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a weeks worth of monkey dreams, and a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads and twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, and a gallon of five alarm chili. **peritrochoid** or maybe **ETF** OR maybe they will Simulpost. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1751 "2003-09-19T23:39:26Z")
A zerbert and seven invisible pink unicorns, My respect and admiration, a weeks worth of monkey dreams, and a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads and twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, and a gallon of five alarm chili. And a partridge in a pear tree. Kieth Partridge. **Bob55** ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1752 "2003-09-19T23:53:36Z")
I just dropped by to screw up your prediction. \ Ta Ta! \ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1753 "2003-09-20T00:04:13Z")
Just fyi: **vanilla** is a babe. Really. **hybrid\_dogfish** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1754 "2003-09-20T01:15:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by green\_bladder \* > \*\*Hmm, let’s see if **Flamsterette\_X** has recovered from her party… \*\* Oh, I was pretty much recovered yesterday. 🙂 But I was definitely not awake at 6:40 AM today, that much I can certainly tell you. 😃 This is what I’d like to say to certain people: **AAARRRRRRRR!!! IF YOU SAY ANYTHING CRITICAL OF ME AGAIN, I’LL MAKE YOU WALK THE PLANK… THEN YOU’LL BE FED TO THE SHARKS! AVAST AND SET SAIL, MATEY!** Sorry, **EddyTeddyFreddy**. _sheepish smile_ I predict **DreadPirateJimbo**. (well, his name seems to fit with the general pirate theme of the day…) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1755 "2003-09-20T01:27:15Z")
Bet that **green\_bladder** fella is next. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1756 "2003-09-20T01:42:57Z")
I should add that I’m going out soonish, so no fair guessing me for the next few hours. (probably the next six hours or so, depending on what we all do after Fellowship) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1757 "2003-09-20T01:49:40Z")
Beware of Saruman! **Manwe** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1758 "2003-09-20T02:51:20Z")
Doesn’t anybody want a zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, and six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens? Cheap at twice the price! C’mon, **Happy Lendervedder** – you know you want it! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1759 "2003-09-20T03:22:46Z")
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, **NCB** ’s respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), and a shrimp cocktail. **Flami** ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1760 "2003-09-20T03:29:06Z")
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, NCB’s respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, and a waterlogged cigar. Just a hunch, but my spidey senses say **SanguineSpider** ’s gonna drop by soon. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=87) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=89)