# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/161 "2003-09-01T04:40:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > > All this time, I thought you were some sort of theist. Al those **His4Ever** threads and what no. Ah, I was for almost my first two years on the boards. Things changed. (Gosh, I hope that doesn’t sound too flighty!) Y’know, that reminds me of **FriarTed** , who should make an appearance in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/162 "2003-09-01T04:41:49Z")
I’m retiring for the night! But before I go. I predict **iampunha** will post in this thread before 2am eastern time. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/163 "2003-09-01T04:44:05Z")
**lel** , what are our colours? Are you wearing traditional? Or something modern? Top hat and tails for me? or my boots, jeans, and hat? indoor or outdoor? Not too much planning time. Well, I’ll just leave the details to you. Whatever you want, it’s done. 🙂 **obfusciatrist** ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/164 "2003-09-01T04:58:28Z")
[ul]😃 [sup] **It’s Labor Day** [/sup][/ul] **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/165 "2003-09-01T04:59:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzestothetop \* > \*\*I’m retiring for the night! > But before I go. I predict **iampunha** will post in this thread before 2am eastern time. \*\* G’nite! He’d better be naked when he does show up! Love the tattoo, btw. **Captain Amazing** or **gairus** ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/166 "2003-09-01T05:06:10Z")
Well, I only followed the thread this far to see if anyone would mention me. Hmmph. I predict **lel**. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/167 "2003-09-01T05:06:11Z")
I kind of like the colors **green(\_dragon)** and **Red(Fury)** myself. I know it seems a bit like Christmas, but perhaps **Olive, The Other Reindeer** can play a few notes for us. Modern has to be the way to go – let’s check out **This Year’s Model**! We’ve got to go with the (**bio)top** hat and tails! They’re wonderful! Outdoor has to be the way to go – maybe in a **Fern Forest** , perhaps? When all is said and done, I have to say I’m pretty **indecisive(1)** about \*\*plan(man)\*\*ning it all. I’m pretty short on **(TV) time** myself. And I think I see **Ellen Cherry** coming from a distance! ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/168 "2003-09-01T05:07:22Z")
Hot shit! I’m at 100%! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/169 "2003-09-01T05:07:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **Did you mean Gr** arr **gh** matey\*\*? Heh. No. I was expecting a certain someone to back me up. (yes, I’m lookin’ at _you_…) Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Cahyay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Cahyay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cahyay)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/170 "2003-09-01T05:17:31Z")
I’ve sat here and read this entire thread. I’m oddly flattered that my name appeared. I’m easy to flatter, apparently. **NoClueBoy** as that’s the only name that is sticking with me… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/171 "2003-09-01T05:24:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > He’d better be naked when he does show up! ::runs nekkid through thread:: ---
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/172 "2003-09-01T05:41:54Z")
_Since I’ve been gone, gone, gone. A hundred years from today…_ **iampunha** ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/173 "2003-09-01T05:46:51Z")
I predict **Orange Skinner** will post next. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/174 "2003-09-01T05:48:44Z")
Nope. Sorry. _Now_ **Orange Skinner** will show up. Unless you pop in, just to ruin my prediction. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/175 "2003-09-01T05:51:38Z")
**Orange Skinner** right after mee ---
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/176 "2003-09-01T05:52:09Z")
\*And maybe we’ll forget that life had even started before the day we met. \* From Spiritualized’s “Ballad of Richie Lee.” Hmmm… **mudshark**? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/177 "2003-09-01T06:02:57Z")
I predict the next poster will be someone who loves to shave monkeys bald and rub them with Vaseline… ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/178 "2003-09-01T06:03:42Z")
Yes? I’m going to guess **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/179 "2003-09-01T06:04:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \* > \*\*I predict the next poster will be someone who loves to shave monkeys bald and rub them with Vaseline… \*\* Incorrect. AKA **Lobsang**. _Die Tage kurze…_ ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/180 "2003-09-01T06:09:50Z")
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