# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1781 "2003-09-20T04:31:01Z")
Hey! I just figured out I can copy and paste all that stuff! :smack: Damn, my fingers are tired. Hi, **Jaade**! A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, and a 1920s style death ray. **i’mthecowgodmoo** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1782 "2003-09-20T04:31:13Z")
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, a blind marsupial, a pair of blue suede shoes, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a jar of mayonnaise, a drunken three-toed sloth, half a roll of (semi-used) dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, and half a tube of fixodent. **Peritrochid** ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1783 "2003-09-20T04:35:42Z")
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, a blind marsupial, a pair of blue suede shoes, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a jar of mayonnaise, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of (semi-used) dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, and a shredded retread tire. **Jaade**!! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1784 "2003-09-20T04:37:23Z")
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, a shredded retread tire, and a dozen smilies 🙂☹ :o 😃😉😛🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1785 "2003-09-20T04:40:19Z")
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, as hredded retread tire, a dozen smilies 🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j :wally :smack: :dubious: and a crock pot full of marshmellows. Ya happy, **Whuckfistle**?! ya little bastard:) ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1786 "2003-09-20T04:42:44Z")
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, as hredded retread tire, a dozen smilies, a crock pot full of marshmellows, and a box of rice crispies. **Tygre** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1787 "2003-09-20T04:44:20Z")
]A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, Keith Partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, a shredded retread tire, a dozen smilies 🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j :wally :smack: :dubious: a crock pot full of marshmellows, a box of rice crispies, and a hammer. **zoid** ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1788 "2003-09-20T04:44:45Z")
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, as hredded retread tire, a dozen smilies 🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j :wally :smack: :dubious:, a crock pot full of marshmellows, and a jar of warm Vegemite. **AbbySthrnAccent** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1789 "2003-09-20T04:47:36Z")
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, as hredded retread tire, a dozen smilies, a crock pot full of marshmellows, a box of rice crispies, a hammer, jar of warm Vegemite, and a peanut butter and honey sandwich on toast. **ncb** ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1790 "2003-09-20T04:52:12Z")
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, as hredded retread tire, a dozen smilies 🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j :wally :smack: :dubious:, a crock pot full of marshmellows, a box of rice crispies, a hammer, a jar of warm Vegemite, a peanut butter and honey sandwich on toast, and a yellow bull. **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1791 "2003-09-20T04:54:38Z")
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, Keith Partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, a shredded retread tire, a dozen smilies 🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j :wally :smack: :dubious: a crock pot full of marshmellows, a box of rice crispies, a hammer, a jar of warm Vegemite, a peanut butter and honey sandwich on toast, a yellow bull, and a [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=212462). **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1792 "2003-09-20T04:55:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, a partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, as hredded retread tire, a dozen smilies 🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j :wally :smack: :dubious: and a crock pot full of marshmellows. > Ya happy, **Whuckfistle**?! ya little bastard:) \*\* Well, I can use everything but the respect and admiration, which I already have a plethora of. Thanks for asking!! **Satan** ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1793 "2003-09-20T04:59:06Z")
By the way, on page 35 when this sillyness started, I changed cat poo to cat poop and it didn`t take. I would like a mod to please edit all of the incorrect posts and I would also like future posters to incorporate this change. Please and thanks. **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1794 "2003-09-20T05:00:10Z")
Okay. the final talley of what **Whuckfistle** took home: A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poo, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, Keith Partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, a shredded retread tire, a dozen smilies 🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j :wally :smack: :dubious: a crock pot full of marshmellows, a box of rice crispies, a hammer, a jar of warm Vegemite, a peanut butter and honey sandwich on toast, a yellow bull, and a [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=212462). **Jaade** Yarr!!! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1795 "2003-09-20T05:03:00Z")
_:::sigh:::_ what **Whuckfistle** took home: A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poop, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, Keith Partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, a shredded retread tire, a dozen smilies 🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j :wally :smack: :dubious: a crock pot full of marshmellows, a box of rice crispies, a hammer, a jar of warm Vegemite, a peanut butter and honey sandwich on toast, a yellow bull, and a [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=212462). **Skeezix** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1796 "2003-09-20T05:39:48Z")
Did somebody say warm vegemite? _prognosticator vegemite on moldy toast_ **dpr** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1797 "2003-09-20T05:42:41Z")
What **whuckfistle** left behind, however, was: A flat orange fizz, two duckbilled platypi, three smorgasbord boards, and four Illuminati. Right, **NoClueBoy**? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1798 "2003-09-20T05:53:27Z")
_prognosticator yellow bull rampaging_ **DeepPurple** ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1799 "2003-09-20T06:02:09Z")
**NCB** - Thanks for thinking of me, I appreciate that. (poop). Now I can safely venture off to sleepy-go-night-night land. **The Cooler of Death** ---
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