# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 91
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1801 "2003-09-20T06:28:09Z")
Just when I think this thread couldn’t go any farther… A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poop, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, Keith Partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, a shredded retread tire, a dozen smilies 🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j :wally :smack: :dubious: a crock pot full of marshmellows, a box of rice crispies, a hammer, a jar of warm Vegemite, a peanut butter and honey sandwich on toast, a yellow bull, a [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=212462), a [picture of Happy after golf](http://www.geocities.com/lendervedder/2.html), _and_ a SpongeBob DVD. **KidCzarcasm** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1802 "2003-09-20T11:38:31Z")
nope, sorry. A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poop, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, Keith Partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, a shredded retread tire, a dozen smilies **nooooo** a crock pot full of marshmellows, a box of rice crispies, a hammer, a jar of warm Vegemite, a peanut butter and honey sandwich on toast, a yellow bull, a link, a picture of Happy after golf, a SpongeBob DVD, and a loo. \*\*lel? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1803 "2003-09-20T11:49:43Z")
dammit! I can’t stop! :mad: A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poop, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, Keith Partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, a shredded retread tire, a dozen smilies 🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j :wally :smack: :dubious: a crotch pot full of marshmellows, a box of rice crispies, a hammer, a jar of warm Vegemite, a peanut butter and honey sandwich on toast, a yellow bull, a [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=212462), a [picture of Happy after golf](http://www.geocities.com/lendervedder/2.html), a SpongeBob DVD, a loo, and a years supply of baked beans … with onion. **lel** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1804 "2003-09-20T12:37:04Z")
What **whuckfistle** finally went away with: A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poop, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, Keith Partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, a shredded retread tire, a dozen smilies 😃 😕 🆒 :dubious: :eek: :o ☹ ;j :mad: :rolleyes: :smack: 😛 a crock pot full of marshmallows, a box of rice crispies, a hammer, a jar of warm Vegemite, a peanut butter and honey sandwich on toast, a yellow bull, a link, a picture of Happy after golf, a SpongeBob DVD, a loo, a year’s supply of baked beans … with onion, and a pailful of Limerick oysters. What **whuckfistle** left behind, however, was: A flat orange fizz, two duckbilled platypi, three smorgasbord boards, four Illuminati, five furry little ponies, and six indignant elk. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1805 "2003-09-20T13:52:04Z")
A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poop, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, Keith Partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, a shredded retread tire, a dozen smilies a crock pot full of marshmallows, a box of rice crispies, a hammer, a jar of warm Vegemite, a peanut butter and honey sandwich on toast, a yellow bull, a link, a picture of Happy after golf, a SpongeBob DVD, a loo, a year’s supply of baked beans … with onion, a pailful of Limerick oysters, a flat orange fizz, two duckbilled platypi, three smorgasbord boards, four Illuminati, five furry little ponies, six indignant elk, and seven tacky trolls. **peritrochoid** ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1806 "2003-09-20T16:52:29Z")
Man [NoClueBoy\*\* you almost ahd it. I was just a little too late. I’ll say… **Gundy** ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1807 "2003-09-20T17:55:26Z")
In my absence this thread has taken a strange and frightening turn. I’ve had a strange day. Wearing nothing but a yellow t-shirt and a rainbow coloured wig, I was put in a boat with a large smelly Newfoundland dog and taken into the middle of a reservoir. First they threw me out of the boat. Then they threw the dog out. The dog was wearing a harness and he came and got me and dragged me back to the shore. All in the name of charity. I am a stupid fool for agreeing to do these things. Anyway, **Whuckfistle** is in possession of a zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poop, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, Keith Partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, a shredded retread tire, a dozen smilies 🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j :smack: :dubious: :wally, a crock pot full of marshmallows, a box of rice crispies, a hammer, a jar of warm Vegemite, a peanut butter and honey sandwich on toast, a yellow bull, a link, a picture of Happy after golf, a SpongeBob DVD, a loo, a year’s supply of baked beans … with onion, and a pailful of Limerick oysters, a flat orange fizz, two duckbilled platypi, three smorgasbord boards, four Illuminati, five furry little ponies six indignant elk and my left leg. And I predict **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1808 "2003-09-20T18:01:45Z")
**Whuckfistle** now has: A zerbert, seven invisible pink unicorns, my ( **NoClueBoy** ) respect and admiration, a week’s worth of monkey dreams, a flat Dr Pepper, a scoop, a deceased wild turkey, a bag full of cat poop, a donkey named Dudley, a loaded dog, twenty porn pop-up ads, twelve penis lengthening spammails, Elvis in a can, a gallon of five alarm chili, Keith Partridge in a pear tree, six creepy-eyed, beady-looking guinea hens, (cheap at twice the price), a shrimp cocktail, two Hooters Girls, a waterlogged cigar, a soured load of laundry, Captain Jack Sparrow’s affectation of swishy oddness, thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats, a generous helping of two-week-old collard greens, a slice of moldy toast, a fetid pair of gym socks (soaked in soured milk), William Shatner on meth, a shiny new poster of Martha Stewart, twenty one little ferrets vomitting, fourteen broken marbles, and a blind marsupial, home made ice cream, a large pile of hemp rope, a pair of blue suede shoes, a drunken three-toed sloth, a phone call from God (wrong number), half a roll of dental floss, one dollar (Canadian), a jade dragon, three sets of dentures, a 1920s style death ray, half a tube of fixodent, a shredded retread tire, a dozen smilies 🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j :wally :smack: :dubious: a crotch pot full of marshmellows, a box of rice crispies, a hammer, a jar of warm Vegemite, a peanut butter and honey sandwich on toast, a yellow bull, a [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=212462), a [picture of Happy after golf](http://www.geocities.com/lendervedder/2.html), a SpongeBob DVD, a loo, and a years supply of baked beans … with onion, a pailful of Limerick oysters, a flat orange fizz, two duckbilled platypi, three smorgasbord boards, four Illuminati, five furry little ponies six indignant elk, **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** ’s left leg, and a 1972 Ford Pinto with fender damage. **Twickster** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1809 "2003-09-20T18:20:39Z")
**whuckfistle** has all of the above, plus a reconditioned Mustang (the kind with wheels), a green-broke Mustang (the kind with hooves) and a ranch named Mustang (the kind with high heels). **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** , please tell me you had pants on too! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1810 "2003-09-20T18:30:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \* > > Wearing nothing but a yellow t-shirt and a rainbow coloured wig, I was put in a boat with a large smelly Newfoundland dog and taken into the middle of a reservoir. First they threw me out of the boat. Then they threw the dog out. The dog was wearing a harness and he came and got me and dragged me back to the shore. PICS! PICS! PICTS! But no Scots. **Muldoon’s Squishiness** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1811 "2003-09-20T18:33:15Z")
How about some Gauls? No? Visigoths, then? **Angua** , it’s time for you to howl. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1812 "2003-09-20T18:35:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > **fizzygoodmakefeelnice, please tell me you had pants on too!** I had a bikini on. That’s almost pants. The next person to post wins my pants. Actually, better idea, the next person to post wins **whuckfistle** ’s pants. Invisible pink pants! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1813 "2003-09-20T18:35:55Z")
I’m sticking with prognosticating, it’s easier. _prognosticator post-it notes out_ **Sinshine** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1814 "2003-09-20T18:50:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \* > \*\*I had a bikini on. That’s almost pants. > \*\* Must I elaborate the point? We want to see photos of your English bod in a wet tee shirt and bikini bottoms. This is a moral imperative. All other endeavors must take a back seat to this. The fate of the Universe hinges on the fulfillment of this assignment. Do. Or do not. There is no try. May the Force be with you, you yummy and strange little girl. **don’t mind me** ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1815 "2003-09-20T18:53:36Z")
Wow, you guys have been busy while I’ve been gone. **fizzymakegoodfeelnice** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1816 "2003-09-20T19:09:57Z")
And welcome back, **Super Gnat**! _prognosticator welcome mat out_ **Tusculan**! Come back! ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1817 "2003-09-20T19:28:16Z")
_prognosticating harmonica playing ‘Silent Night’_ **paulbeserker** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1818 "2003-09-20T20:02:30Z")
**fizzy** , yourfan club awaits film at eleven! Meanwhile… where is [ib]Idle Thoughts\*\*? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1819 "2003-09-20T20:22:20Z")
I want to hear more of **Fizzy** ’s escapades. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1820 "2003-09-20T20:56:54Z")
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