# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 92
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1821 "2003-09-20T20:57:01Z")
_wipes prognosticator shoes on **lel** ’s prognosticator mat_ Why thank you. Would you like a prognosticator fruit basket? **lel** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1822 "2003-09-20T21:00:33Z")
**peritrochoid** ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1823 "2003-09-20T21:25:18Z")
**Abby**! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1824 "2003-09-20T21:36:12Z")
**peri**! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1825 "2003-09-20T21:38:08Z")
**ETF**! ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1826 "2003-09-20T22:56:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **thirteen little red noses, a horse that sweats** Actually, its 16 little red noses and a horse that sweats: Gonna tie a rubber band around my fanny and run around you screaming I’m an airplane - make me take off - **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1827 "2003-09-20T22:58:45Z")
_My wife ran off, With the garbage man… My wife ran off, Yeah, with the garbage man… Well, I don’t miss that wo-man But somebody Gotta empty my can!_ Still **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1828 "2003-09-20T23:21:43Z")
**perisanganguaflamifer** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1829 "2003-09-20T23:29:53Z")
My girl Bill Do do do My my girl Bill Do do do Don’t know much Except the way I feel About my girl (my girl my girl) My girl Bill you’re just gonna have to find yourself another woman; cause she’s my girl, Bill **Azure Eternity** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1830 "2003-09-20T23:54:19Z")
_Bill walked me to my door last night And he said, “Before I go, There’s something about our love affair That I have a right to know.” I said, “Who we love, why we love, Its hard to understand. So let’s just sit here on the couch And face this, man to man.”_ Your turn, **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1831 "2003-09-21T00:03:19Z")
_All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Will never put you back together again. I’ll do you bodily harm I’ll break your back, your neck, your nose, your tooth, your toe and your arm - Oh, I ain’t sharin’ Sharon, This I’m swearin’ She’s my very own. You better leave her alone. You’ll get your head stomped on._ Gimme another, **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1832 "2003-09-21T00:08:38Z")
Fourteen days and fourteen nights Not one word did I hear Her with her silk and champagne Over to me in my shorts with a beer She just left the curtains wide And I knew she knew I could see Her and the pug-nosed mutt Guzzling wine and teasing me Oh your bulldog drinks champagne And I aint one to complain What a perfect waste of wine it seems to be So honey, tell ol rover that the big dogs coming over Cause any woman that would get a bulldog drunk Would have to be good to me So I made a bolder move I went over and rang her bell I heard growling from inside And I got scared as hell Then the bulldog staggered out the door And he said, “How do yo do?” But the lady bit me on the leg And I said “ROWF!!, I love you too!” **Super Gnat** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1833 "2003-09-21T00:32:18Z")
Don’t know that one. How’s about this one: _Spent the rest of that day And most of that night Trying to find my brother Bill. Caught up with him about 6 o’clock the next morning - Naked, singing on the windmill. He said he flew up there. I had to fly up and get him down - He’s about half crazy._ or: _Came home the other night Caught the two of you alone. Then you told me he was a nudist Who came in to use the phone!_ One more: _Gonna take over to my place Gonna stomp on your head I’m gonna kill you so bad You gonna wish you was dead! I’m gonna mess wit’ you, baby._ Next week is a dopefest at my place: _Gonna take you to a secret place where I got a vat full of dippity-doo, 16 little red noses and a horse that sweats - gonna dip you in that dippity-doo, tie a rubber band around my fanny and run around you, screaming I’m an airplane - make me take off!_ **Horseflesh** , you’re in _big_ trouble… ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1834 "2003-09-21T00:37:43Z")
**sperfur** seems to be hanging about. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1835 "2003-09-21T00:44:44Z")
_Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne_ And now: Party of ten of the town’s best men headed for Hattie’s Shack Said Swamp Witch magic was useful and good And they’re gonna bring ol’ Hattie back Never found Hattie and they never found the shack Never made a trip back in 'Cause parchment note they found tacked to a stump Said “Don’t come look’n again” **vanilla** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1836 "2003-09-21T00:45:37Z")
**NCB** got me all excited - not often I find someone who knows my favorite (totally obscure) comic/music artist. I had to go upstairs and listen to my CD. Now I’m all hot and bothered. 😃 Who benefits from a hot and bothered **sper**? _Does a sexy dance_ **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1837 "2003-09-21T00:49:33Z")
_I don’t like spiders and snakes And that ain’t what it takes to love me You fool, you fool I don’t like spiders and snakes And that ain’t what it takes to love Like I wanna be loved by you._ _Equal opportunity flirt **sper** does a sexy dance for **NCB** _ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1838 "2003-09-21T00:55:38Z")
Yipper. He’s not just another purdy foot. Ever see him in Branson? Is cool. Um… thanks for the dance. Is that my hat? **Nvme77** ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1839 "2003-09-21T01:44:38Z")
Gee, I don’t know that many hard love lyrics… sorry. **sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1840 "2003-09-21T02:56:54Z")
Is it safe to come out yet? Hmmmmmm, looks like the coast is clear… **IDLE THOUGHTS** , I command your presence!!! Well, gee – I just wanted to be sure he could hear me, wherever he is. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=91) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=93)