# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 96
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1902 "2003-09-22T18:48:37Z")
Damn my clumsy coding! **Abby** , did you hear me anyway? Grumble… stupid fingers… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1903 "2003-09-22T18:55:36Z")
\*\*vl\_mungo \*\* ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1904 "2003-09-22T18:57:13Z")
**ETF** Heard ya loud and clear. You’re up! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1905 "2003-09-22T19:05:28Z")
**Lendervedder** is **Happy’s** first name. He’s proud of his town’s claim to fame: The birthplace of Ford, The assembly-line lord. Auto-making would never be the same! Oh… did I scare you all away? **Happy**? Come baaaaaack… ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1906 "2003-09-22T19:13:22Z")
I’m not scared. [sup]Well not much anyway.[/sup] **ETF** You’re up again! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1907 "2003-09-22T19:54:11Z")
Up, down, up, down… Help, **Abby** – get me off this roller coaster before my lunch and I part company!!! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1908 "2003-09-22T20:40:10Z")
**ETF** or **NCB** since **ETF** wants off. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1909 "2003-09-22T21:41:54Z")
_jumps in prognosticator shopping cart_ Come with me, **tygre**! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1910 "2003-09-22T23:01:31Z")
I shouldn’t have noticed I shouldn’t have ever seen The woman here in front of me For now I know Just how much I love you You cause a yearning That’s O so pleasant An earnest desire For me to show Just how much I love you Like the Ocean’s waves Forming rock into sand You have changed me I hold your hand And sense your power I feel you wash over me We become one I embrace you Fondling your soul I feel your heart Pressed against me I hold you close And feel your fears I caress you With my thoughts I hold your face in my hands And tell you of wondrous things Of places far away Of times Long ago I weave you into my story Sing a mellow tune I let you know That I have followed you Not knowing who you were I searched for you Not knowing what I would find I fought for you And died a thousand times Yet nothing is so precious As this woman before me I gaze into your eyes I gently touch your cheek A smile overcomes me For I have finally told you Just how much I love you * * * An original poem by me. 🙂 **Wesley Clark** _Hi, y’all_ ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1911 "2003-09-23T00:00:04Z")
**lel** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1912 "2003-09-23T01:28:58Z")
**sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1913 "2003-09-23T01:40:40Z")
Right now, I’m going to read what I missed in the Pi. Might actually wait on a phone call that I may have in the next two hours or so. That’s where I am if I’m not around… though I might keep two windows open for the heck of it. Bye… or not, as the case may be… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1914 "2003-09-23T01:43:45Z")
I meant the **Pit** , not the Pi. Not referencing any obscure mathematical movies, if there are such things. I was able to access the boards about an hour ago… only because I tried them for the heck of it. I’ve been enjoying hot pot and time with friends. 🙂 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1915 "2003-09-23T02:00:04Z")
## Our nation’s father, A father of none. He married Martha With a daughter and son. He wore a wig All powdered white, But took it off For bed at night. An original poem by me. **handy** ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1916 "2003-09-23T02:04:22Z")
**Abby** ’s up next, I can just feel it. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1917 "2003-09-23T02:06:08Z")
Um what were ya feeling? **peritrochoid** ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1918 "2003-09-23T02:09:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \* > \*\*Um what were ya feeling? **peritrochoid** \*\* Are you _sure_ you wanna know? I’ll tell you after **Happy** stops in next … ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1919 "2003-09-23T02:21:44Z")
Nope **Happy** won’t be by until I’ve posted. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1920 "2003-09-23T02:23:55Z")
Okay, tell us. **TubaDiva** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1921 "2003-09-23T02:29:01Z")
Gosh! I love being a **Denver** **Bronco** fan! Hello. I’m **Marco**. Let’s have a glass of juice. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=95) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=97)